All comics by m3g

 

by m3g
11-18-03
Exploding Food Sparks Fear of Italian 'Unabomber'
you know, when my food explodes, I'm not sure the first thing I think is "unabomber"
it's probably more along the lines of "WTF!?"
thatsa spicy meat*b00m*

 

by m3g
11-18-03
Check this headline: "Two thirds of German women think about shopping or cooking when they have sex."
You think that's just German women?
I think about sex when I'm shopping or cooking
"Ach, must remember to get beeger bratvurst dis veek"
Actually, I think about German sex while I'm shopping or cooking
I think about sex while cooking, shopping, cleaning,working....pretty much anytime except during sex. That's when I make shopping lists

 

by m3g
11-18-03
Hey, Denver people: Sit on my fuckin skyscraper, alright? I sensed you hippies were dissin' my town.
Your town is Boston. You just don't realize it.
YEAH LET'S GO DOWN TO LEGAL AND GET A LAWBSTAH
AND SOME BEEAHS
YOU GOT A QUOTTAH? I GATTA CALL MARY CATTRIN OVAH IN REVEAH AND I'M WICKIT PISSED COZ I RAN OUTTA SPRINT MINNITS
I only have enough to play Keno

 

by m3g
11-18-03
I had to attend a "Welcome Back to America" bullshit orientation the other day
They had to get your DNA profile and chip implant
When I was in Belfast, some chick asked if I had brought my gun over
9 out of 10 Americans prefer guns to bombs
So I said, "Well, I don't call it that, but you can still see it if you like."
4 out of 5 dentists prefer sugarless guns for their patients who shoot guns

 

by m3g
11-21-03
Somebody needs to invent a suitcase for babies.
Babies don't need suitcases. That's what they have moms for.
Though I'm sure you could fit two or three babies in a suitcase if you wanted to.

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