All comics by maclaus

 

by maclaus
11-04-09
Your Asian, talk Asian like.
Shut up you stupid American.
Ha Ha.
One day we will rule the earth with our supperior education, billion man army, and stable economy.
He could be right

 

by maclaus
11-04-09
so you have a new boyfriend?
yes, I hope you like him
I hope he's not a loser like your last white trash boyfriend
oh no, he's a straight A student and an excellent athlete
out of the frying pan and into the fire
say what?

 

by maclaus
11-10-09
I'm telling you Joe this neighborhood is going to Hell!
What do you mean Frank?
The blacks, chinks, beaneaters, they're all moving in.
Have you met our new neighbor? I think you'll like him.
Glad to meet you, want to come to a little meeting tonight?
Oh, I don't know about that

 

by maclaus
11-10-09
Ashley brings hme her new boyfriend a couple days ago, and guess what he's black.
what are you gonna do about that Frank?
Well she's not allowed to see him anymore.
How are you gonna make sure that happens?
If my daughter doesn't straighten up can she come live with your family for awhile?
I'll have to check with the Elders.

 

by maclaus
11-10-09
I'm telling you Joe, my boy can't find a job
Oh?
Yeah now you have to be a nigger or a beaneater to get a job, you know how they have to fill those minority quotas
Oh?
I don't know much about those quotas, but I always thought you had to stop playing video games and apply to get a job.

 

by maclaus
11-10-09
I really hate fat woman,you would never catch me with a fat chick
Oh?
yeah no fat chicks for me
I don't know, my wife is a little overweight and that's ok with me
well not for me,no fat chicks for me
I guess no one is good enough for you and that's why your wife left and you don't have a girl friend

 

by maclaus
11-10-09
Are you going to look for a job today?
You know only the minorities are getting the jobs now!
I don't know what's wrong with the world these days...you're a smart , young, white man...who won't want to hire you over a spic or a black guy?
It's how it is Pop.
I just don't understand!
Can you leave now Pop, you're interrupting my game.

 

by maclaus
11-10-09
Hi, I'm Frank. Did you just start working here?
Yes, today is my first day, my name is Jenni.
Well its nice to see a new pretty face like yours here, can I take you out for a drink after work?
Well thanks, but I'm meeting my friend after work and you're not really my type!
Hi Frank, nice to meet you I'm Jenni's wife
unbelieveable all the good looking women are dikes, married or both

 

by maclaus
11-10-09
new chic at work,ok, and she's a looker
so did you ask her out?
yeah, but it turns out she's married to another woman, what's wrong with people?
nothing
she could have me and she wants another woman?
exactly right!

 

by maclaus
11-10-09
Well I'm going on vacation, I really need a break from around here!
Have a good time.
What's going on around here there's nothing but foreigners
welcome to my country
Everyone in China were a bunch of chinks
welcome back, did you have to come back so soon

 

by maclaus
11-11-09
How is school going son?
no one likes me and I don't understand
what's wrong with those idiot kids?
I don't know I treat everyone the way you do, I mean they act like I'm wrong to not want to be friends with niggers and spicks
There's nothing wrong with you son it's just that everything is changing and not for the better
You the man Pop!

 

by maclaus
11-17-09
How is school going son?
No one likes me and I don't know why.
What's wrong with those kids?
I don't know. I treat everyone the way you do! I mean they act like I'm wrong 'cause I won't hang out with niggers and spicks!
There's nothing wrong with you son. You should never lower yourself!
You the man Pop!

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