All comics by maki

 

by maki
2-08-04
now what, rick
now what, kristen
good times and noodle salad?

 

by maki
2-08-04
now what, rick
....
now what, kristen
....
good times and noodle salad?

 

by maki
2-09-04
.....
maki, is it 2004 or 2005 this year?
where's zach?
i got rid of him

 

by maki
2-09-04
wow, you grew tam..
yeah, i didn't wanna be a little girl anymore
anyway, i'd smoke, if i were in vietnam
....
it's okay....just let it go
i..i just don't get it, maki.......why....does he speak....

 

by maki
2-10-04
did you watch the grammy's, zach?
no i didn't, mina..oh, did justin win anything??
yeah, just one.
did anyone else win anything?
................what?

 

by maki
2-11-04
A or B, kristen! pick one! A or B!
uh...i....uh....um...
A or B! come on!! you must choose ONE! do it NOW!!!!
uhh...i.....a....ahhh!
....oh kristen...
i can't!! i haven't learned how to make decisions yet!!!

 

by maki
2-11-04
alright now, kristen. the nearly exploding bomb, or a cute little puppy? choose one.
uuuuuuum......
come on! i think the choice is clear. a puppy licks your face, a bomb will blow off your face
yeah but...i mean.....you know, they both have good elements...what should i do!!
i can't choose for you, kristen.
well, we all have our faults, maki

 

by maki
2-14-04
do you hear this music? it's beyonce. she's like, "get your clothes oooOOOOoooNNN"
*stifling laughter* what? what's it like?
"get your clothes ooOOnn..cuz you're a hoooOOOoo...so put some cloOOOothes oooOOnnNN"
*still trying not to laugh* oh..yeah?
it's like something i'd start singing
....i see

 

by maki
2-14-04
man, this cowlick bed head is killer. i'm like rooster boy. craooooooooooooh!!
!!!!!!!!!!
cluck cluck cluck cluck!!!
.....
clu...cluck cluck?

 

by maki
2-15-04
beep beep bop bop boop bebeep
be bop bop beep beep bobeep?
bebeep beep bop beep bah bop beep!!!

 

by maki
2-17-04
we never sleep
cuz our eyes don't close

 

by maki
2-18-04
i hate people who aren't disgusted by mcdonalds
still, zach? i mean, oh yeah?
it's grade D meat! that's so disgusting! they failed! the meat failed!!!
i know. it's quite gross.
the cows must be like, mentally retarded or something.
*sigh*

 

by maki
2-20-04
i had really good cartoon material involvng her from when we were walking home from the bar...but i lost it in my drunkness

 

by maki
2-22-04
red bombers go!
red bombers go!
white bomber go!
black bomber go!
blue bomber go!

 

by maki
2-23-04
don't make fun of jesus
just don't

 

by maki
2-23-04
heeeey, remember when you made out with the teacher?
mmm...yeah....
was tammy there?
hrmm....i wonder if...
look at meee i'm the teacher and i'm making outtt...mmmm...ohhh yeahhhhh..
hohhhhh..wait..what the..is that you in the corner, tam!?!?

 

by maki
2-23-04
i wish i could teleport back to our room cuz it's so cold out
yeah, me too.
super friends power, UNITE!
is it working?
i don't think so. we're not in our room yet

 

by maki
2-25-04
those photos on the wall are so cool. they look so real!
they're not photos, rick. they're hollograms
yeah, it's like the kind where if you look one way, it'sone image and if you go to the other side, it's another
yeah. from here it looks like mohonk. from the other side, it's actually the SUB.
man, hasbrouck is so cool now.

 

by maki
2-25-04
why don't will and grace just start making out already.
......will is gay.....
...and grace is married...
but she's there ALL the TIME!!
no, she actually lives farther away from him now.
SO!? it's called "will and grace"...not "will is gay and grace is over there somewhere".

 

by maki
2-27-04
i wanna watch that movie
which one, mina?
that mel gibson one?
ohhh..really?
what's it called again? "jesus"?
....i think it's like...."passion of christ" or something...

 

by maki
2-27-04
so how old was that guy you were making out with at the bar, megan?
i'm not sure. oh, no. 21. i do know.
ahh...sure sure. i thought he looked kinda old though.
yeah, that's why i'm into him. he looks older.
so what else do you know about him?
i dunno. my face was in his.

 

by maki
2-27-04
every morning, i crap the bed.

 

by maki
2-28-04
so how was the guy from the bar?
it was good. we were watching a movie but then we got distracted
oh, and he started falling on you repeatedly?
nah, he didn't want sex
what?!?! what is that about!?
i dunno. apprently he's "christian" and there's a difference between fucking and fucking around

 

by maki
2-29-04
let's play guesstures!!!
yayyy!! guesstures!! yayyyy!!!
arf! who's gonna go first!?!?!
oooh! ooooh!! can i go first????
yeah, sandra! you should go first!!!
awww...but what if i have a freak orgasm in the middle of guessturing though?

 

by maki
3-01-04
yeah, clay totally blows. i hate making these things.
i know. mine is like...yeah...but i don't care.
me neither. i hate clay
yeah. at least we don't have to make anymore slabs.
right, kristen?
arf.

 

by maki
3-06-04
ahh!! my soup is too hot!
put some bread in it.
.....
it sucks up the heat!
..............
it does!

 

by maki
3-06-04
awww yeah! we kick ass in mario kart, zach!
i know! we're doing so good!
we have such a huge lead! it's like, commanding.
um...yeah
as in like....commanding lead?
yeah!!!!!!!!!!

 

by maki
3-08-04
stop day dreaming and start studying, mina!
oh..yeah..i was thinking about peter pan for some reason. and the netherlands...
and how it's appropriate cuz drugs are legal there, so that's why peter pan is like, flying around and stuff
wait, what? peter pan is in england.
wait, you mean, never never land????
what is this, the netherlands is the imaginary place where you never grow up??!??

 

by maki
3-10-04
DARGAHGHH more slabs? what is this mold crap!!! DARGAGHH!
i know, this is crap. i can't believe it.
does my template look ok, kristen?
yeah, it looks good. look at mine.
look at it...it's like, all half-assed.
no, it's not even half assed. it's like, quarter-assed

 

by maki
3-10-04
so what book do you want to read next, mina?
i think i wanna read kurt vonnegut...but i dunno, he has so many books, how can they all be so good?
he's gotta be like, main stream. like pop singers...poppy and stuff
WHAT!?!??! he is NOT main stream! he is NOT a poppy writer!!!
ok, whatever, just gimme one. i'll read it between tomorrow and thursday.
.........today is wednesday.....

 

by maki
3-15-04
ewwwwwww!! that looks so gross!!
oh god, i know! that is!!
it's like, chicken fetus!!!
oh my god!! it is!! HAHHAAH!!!
that would be an egg...
you guys are dumb.

 

by maki
3-15-04
at the airport....
look! a guy with flowers!
awwwww...how sweet!
i don't know what i would do if a guy gave me flowers
what!?!?
why, what would you do?
hug, kiss, BJ

 

by maki
3-19-04
in the car...
i wonder if the ducks will accept me as one of their own if i hang out with them enough
...........

 

by maki
3-27-04
you haven't made any cartoons lately!!!!!!!!!!!!
......
i check!!! i know!!!!!!!!
......
make more cartooooooons!!!!!
i...i'm sorry!!

 

by maki
3-31-04
tammy, i'm having a baby
what!?
and his name is philly cheese steak
oh..
...

 

by maki
3-31-04
so if i layer yellow and red, will i get purple!??!?!
what??
if layer yellow and red, will i get purple!!?!?!?!?!?!?
well...yellow and red make orange...
......if i layer yellow and red, will i get orange!?!?!??!
...why do i bother

 

by maki
4-03-04
conversations held while waiting for train at grand central
i don't think we can get on the train yet because it's too early.
we're at the right place so i think we'll be okay.
man, i'm so tired.
ooh look at the ceiling! star constellations!
i wonder if we can get on the train yet....
nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts....

 

by maki
4-05-04
tammy, do you ever use LOL when you're talking online?
no...i just always write "hahahaha"
oh..i do..i don't like "hahaha" cuz when people read it, they're thinking, "hahahha"
well...yeah...
i like LOL cuz when they read it, they think, "oh she's laughing out loud"
okay

 

by maki
4-20-04
do you have any more classes today, rick?
yeah, one at 3:30. you do too, right?
yeah, from 3:30 to 9:20
that like, sucks...
i know.....
hey, at least you're not puking anymore

 

by maki
4-28-04
were you having another warning war again?
no, that was just my friend from home...why do u want to have one?
only if you do....
so u mean u do!?
to be continued....
why do you!??!
i asked u first!!!!!!!!!

 

by maki
4-28-04
who is gonna answer first?...NOT IT!
i don't like ur mind games, maki!!!
i don't like how you spell "you" with "u" and "your" as "ur"!!!!!!!!
that's how u do it on AIM, maki! rules are meant to be broken!
to be continued...
rules are meant to be broken, eh...?
why is she taking so long to respond?

 

by maki
4-28-04
synonpsis:rick says rules are meant to be broken on AIM
well i guess i only have one choise...WARN!
WARN!!
WARN!!!!
WARN!!!!!!!!!!!!
WARN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WARN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by maki
4-28-04
*did you start at warning war 1? go back and read those first!*
WARN!!!!!!!!!
WARN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok i'm going to bed now. night night
night
and that was how it went down
you're a night
ur a night night

 

by maki
5-03-04
happy birthday, KRISTEN! here's a card that i made for you, KRISTEN
hrmm....kristen "t" bryce? i'm assuming the "t" stands for traitor?
what? nooo..it stands for...terrific!
......you wrote "dear traitor" on the inside....
it's a typo
oh

 

by maki
5-14-04
grow your hair out
what!?
and donate it with me and Tammy
ohhh
well, it might take you longer...that's okay....i don't mind
what the hell..

 

by maki
8-26-04
so how many credits do you have left from your other schools, anne?
hrmm, lemme check here on the internet.
it says i have 160 or so...
wow! that's a lot!
wait, what is the difference between credit hours and semester hours?
wait, what? credit hours and frat hours??

 

by maki
2-20-05
so what do you want to do with your hair?
i want to thin it out
how come?
because it's massive
can you still pick up your head?
yeah....my neck muscles are bitchin'

 

by maki
4-04-05
rick, my dog died!
oh no! how did it die?
they put it under anesthesia and then it kinda got into a coma
well if it makes you feel any better i saw my first dog get hit by a car
...................................................
it's not funny

 

by maki
4-04-05
so i guess they're going to cremate my dog
oh really?? awww...
why...did it die?
..........
..........
.....yes

 

by maki
4-08-05
i saw a three legged dog today
it was hopping along bravely
good for him
and just think...we've only had 2 legs our whole lives

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