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by malraux
3-18-01

After Microscoff's network is down for the third day, the Minion gets suspicious...


	I don't understand it... the server farm is in ruins... why?


	You see, we had to upgrade the DirectX drivers, or the firewall wouldn't be able to screen for the Melissa virus...

Well, it works for the PHBs...


	But without their joysticks, the admins don't have a chance...


	Yeah, network security's a bitch, ain't it?