joe, man, lia's leaving me. i love her so much but she can't get over the fact I don't want kids
or maybe YOU can't get over the fact SHE doesn't want kids
do you realize whenever i tell you something very important you make a joke out of it by reversing what i'm saying? you've done it since your dad committed suicide while you were on the phone with him
or maybe YOU'VE done it since YOUR dad committed suicide while YOU were on the phone with HIM trying reverse psychology