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by masturbation
6-17-05
Not realizing that there was such a thing as hallucinogenic mushrooms, Don forages for some edible mushrooms on his neighbors farm.
This mushroom diet is really going to tone my abs and make me highly attractive to women.
This is nothing like the Atkins diet. Wait, is that THE song from Garden State I hear? Life is making more sense now. I kinda like being fat.
God speed all the bakers at dawn may they all cut their thumbs, And bleed into their buns 'till they melt away.
Nearing the end of his intense mushroom diet exercise...
I must be really close to figuring out the meaning of life. Eh. My head hurts. I should probably masturbate now.
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