I can never go to school again! (Meg from Family Guy)
Oh, yes, Meg, yes-yes yes, everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes, yes, THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation... (Stewie from Family Guy)
and turn the opponent
...
...not your years of grotesque appearance, or your awkward social graces, or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses, no, it's THIS. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.(Stewie)
into a piece of art.
Maybe you should use the smart part of your brain. (Andy from The Office)