DON'T BE SCARED! by mc_suburb5-07-03 Don't be scared, homie... It's just me, the WonderDog of the Apocalypse! Damn, I wonder where I left my heartworm pills...
Untitled by mc_suburb5-07-03 Psst! C'mon over here for a sec, would ya? I was hoping you could answer a question for me. There was this bright light, and weird sounds, and now all these clouds... Yeah yeah, uh-huh, yeah... Did I die and go to HEAVEN? Oh! Oh, no, no, no, Christ, no. It's all the modeling glue you're sniffing. Probably.
28-year-old virgins talking trash again on COUNTERSTRIKE by mc_suburb5-07-03 Wow, L337Man#894712! You pwn with your ub3r l337ness! Thank you. I didn't dub myself Amaz1ngSn1p3rd00d for nothing. So you know a lot about about combat and weaponry and tactics, right? And you can kick ass in any kind of scenario? Without h4xing, d00d. Except actual, uh, like real life war, right? Well, uh, right, yeah.
Missile Command! by mc_suburb5-07-03 What is it, sister? Why are you always playing Missile Command?! I'm not. Honestly, I thought you were bored with that one, like, ten years ago! I'm not. That's not a TV screen, that's the window. We live in Baghdad, remember? Whoops, you're right. Nevermind.
Trading Spaces Sucks by mc_suburb5-07-03 Ok, so today on Trading Spaces, we're going to make this room into something amazing with only $42 and a retarded soccer mom! OMG I am your biggest fan! I watch the show every day! Can I PAINT something??? Um, sure, because it's somebody else's house! Do you think my neighbor is going to like it? Yeah, yeah! Now you're feeling my VISION. This place looks like crap. Job's finished! Tune in next week...
Do Not Disturb the Cleaning Ladies by mc_suburb5-07-03 Sheets! Okay okay, BingBong. But hey, remember that one time, instead of cleaning the rooms, we decided not to? SHEETS! And then we watched six hours of lesbian porn together so that their room would get charged for it? I just make a big SHEETS! *sigh* I love you, BingBong...