Uh........................... by me935-05-07 Sir, do you know you were going about 4 miles per hour? Uh..............So? That could be dangerous! Uh..............How? Some one could be speeding and run right into you!! So...............Why am I getting a ticket?
Suicide by Bill by me937-30-07 Dang it, I got another flippin' bill! Well there's nothin' I can do about it. Shutup! I didn't ask you! Well there's nothin' I can do about it. Now you can. Pay it! Crap! Why'd you have to go and do that?
One thing you should never do at a major corporation by me937-30-07 I heard some jerk has been sending virus infested emails to people in the office Oh!? Yeah, and one got to the boss! Oh.......Umm...... Okay!?
No Such Thing As Silence by me937-30-07 OH NO! THEY'RE GONNA DIE! SOMEBODY HELP THEM!! SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID BITCH! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! .....................