All comics by meowmixed

 

by meowmixed
1-13-03
You think you know so much about chickens. Well, you don't.
Not that you'll remember anything.
Boring.

 

by meowmixed
1-13-03
Is this country ready for a Jewish president?
Can I get a little help here?
What can I do for you, your Highness?

 

by meowmixed
1-13-03
Hi. Can you recommend a motel?
Wanna move in with me?
No thanks. I'm not into chickens, I prefer stick figures.
Stick figures are a lot of trouble.
So are chickens.

 

by meowmixed
1-14-03
I don't usually do anything on the first date, but I have a thing for lawyers.
Here's your coffee. Do you like blueberry pancakes?

 

by meowmixed
1-14-03
Didn't you see that old lady crossing the street? She'll probably never walk again.
I couldn't possibly have seen her. I was looking at the box of Krispy Kremes on my lap. There are still a few left.
Okay. I'll let it go this time.

 

by meowmixed
1-15-03
Laurence, why are your comics listed under "donors" and mine aren't?
I contributed money to this site.
Oh.

 

by meowmixed
1-15-03
Sometimes I have to take a break from blogging.
There's no point in doing political commentary anymore. The government isn't telling us anything.
Maybe Bush will let chickens register to vote at KFC.

 

by meowmixed
1-15-03
Lord, my heart is heavy.
Are you the pizza guy?
No, lord.
Well, where is he? I ordered a pepperoni pizza three hours ago.
I don't know, lord.
He'd better not expect a tip.

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