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by metaldave
7-04-02
In a small apartment somewhere near Pullman, Washington...
Mmm baby! You got it going on! Me and you can be making money!
I'll do anything as long as I'm not picking strawberries in the fields with my parents, 8 brothers an 12 sisters!
Anton, the best pimp in all of the Palouse, enlists the help of his friend Cracker John
Yo Cracker John! What can we do with this one to make some money with this girl?
It's all about the image and product positioning Anton
Yeah baby, looking good. G. Dub-ya is my biggest customer. He'll love your sweet ass!
As long as he doesn't stick any tubes up there like he likes it!

 

by metaldave
7-04-02
I understand that my husband my never be the best president ever. I mean, all he does is stand on that ball all day long...
Me got ball!
Either he's on the ball or scratching his nuts...
Jimmy Carter grows nuts!
But it's all worth when we play fetch a bone!

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