All comics by metalgod26

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by metalgod26
1-13-01
Hey!
Yeah?
Watch this!
uh-huh?
(Please don't try this at home)
(Horrible monster moaning noise)
AHHHHHH!

 

by metalgod26
1-13-01
Hey Jesus!
Yeah?
What's Green and has wheels?
A green car?
Nope. Your lawn. I lied about the wheels! Ha ha ha ha...
sigh...

 

by metalgod26
1-13-01
Hey Jesus!
Yes?
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
oh geez...
Where's my tractor! Ha ha ha ha ha ha...
oy...

 

by metalgod26
1-13-01
I bring death upon this infernal phone!
Crap.

 

by metalgod26
1-14-01
Now I shall fry you with my laser!
I'm not wearing any underwear.

 

by metalgod26
1-14-01
Ahh, a wonderful day in hell. A bit hot, but nothing to worry about. I'll just sit back and watch the tube.
I hate my life.

 

by metalgod26
1-14-01
Hey, old buddy, what's shakin'?
Long time no see, eh?

 

by metalgod26
1-17-01
Baaaaaahhh.

 

by metalgod26
1-17-01
Baaaaaahhh.
Shut up.

 

by metalgod26
1-17-01
It says here you have experience in waste managment?
...
Sir...?
OBJECTIVE: DISPOSE OF WASTE.
I see...
OBJECTIVE MET.

 

by metalgod26
1-25-01
Under these clothes, I'm naked.

 

by metalgod26
1-25-01
pound...pound....
ow.
pound......
ow.
Thank you very much!
...idiot.

 

by metalgod26
7-10-01

 

by metalgod26
7-10-01
BoogityBoogityBoo!
Watch me dance!
Hey Death! I need a favor!
Look! I'm Dancing! Man, I've never had so much fun in my life!

 

by metalgod26
7-10-01
Hey Honey! I got something in the mail!
It says here that they want me to stop hammering nails into my head. They say it's widely overused in comic strips.
There goes my whole career...

 

by metalgod26
7-27-01
I was thinking...
What?
You're kinda hot.

 

by metalgod26
7-27-01
Hey... I was talking to my friend Benny the other day. You know what he said?
What?
He said you were kinda hot.

 

by metalgod26
7-28-01
Hey. Wanna go out tonight?
AHHHHHHH!!! Help! Somebody!
Have no fear! Pinheaded Patrick is here!
AHHHHHH!!!! Help! Somebody!
Hey...you're kinda hot.

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