All comics by mikeman444

 

by mikeman444
2-21-08
AFRO MAN By Mike Fick
Yo this is my first comic.
Afro Man you crazy dawg!!!!
I am not crazy "hip hop homie"
You one crazy cracka afro man
Ugh, the comic's over
Fuck dawg this piece of shit you call a comic is over

 

by mikeman444
2-21-08
AFRO MAN 2: The Sequel
um so how is this gonna work out???
Like, um wat do you mean?
I mean sex...
Oh well, I could give you a tenticle job but it involvs pain and misery each and every second
THE END?
Well that does not sound pleasant at all.
It isn't

 

by mikeman444
2-21-08
CHAPTER III
So your not edible?
Well... I am but if you bite into me I shit.
Dude I don't give a fuck, I'm really hungry.
Well.. what happens if I bite into you?
coming soon... AFRO MAN and BACON comic #1
I die
You can take it.....

 

by mikeman444
2-21-08
Our series begins....
YEA ROCK AND ROLL!!!!
Um what?
The concert...
Dude, what the hell are you talking about???
The Hannah Montana concert
FAGGOT!!!!

 

by mikeman444
2-21-08
Dude did you notice nothing ever happens in our comics???
How dou you mean so?
Well one of us just starts a conversation and it goes on from there
Something exciting has to happen.
I mean come on, no change what so ever!!!!
Uh, yeah sure

 

What the fuck's wrong with you???
by mikeman444, 2-21-08

 

So i sais, rectum, it nearly killed him! HAHA!
I do not get it...BITCH!!!
by mikeman444, 2-21-08

 

Dude this is the last comic!!!!!~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yup
by mikeman444, 2-21-08

 

by mikeman444
2-21-08
So your name is Kevin?
Yes! And i'm the rapist bunny! No more pure butthole buddy boy!
Sweet mother of god!!!
HAHAHA!
TO BE CONTINUED.....
Now hold still this wont hurt a bit!!!!

 

It was a cold winter day, until.....
Suck it baby!
Sorry, I like rug
by mikeman444, 2-21-08

 

by mikeman444
2-22-08
I'm worried about AFRO MAN, i haven't seen him in days.
Hun, maybe he's just moved on....
MEANWHILE....
Come back here for a few minutes...
TO BE CONTINUED.......
What the hell just happened with that kid???
Nothing, just come in this back room a minute...

 

by mikeman444
2-22-08
Well, if you wont kill me and rape my body, then ok!
oh dear god yes!!!
well that was fun!!!!!!

 

by mikeman444
2-22-08
What's up?
Just chillin, how about you?
Well, I just got a phone call from my dad today and he was coming out of the closet and admitting hes gay.
Oh snap! That's fucked up! I mean, how tragic.
I'm sorry, how old are you again.
Well I was born in the year 7000 b.c., how ever old that is

 

BLACK PEOPLE ARE COMING!!!!!!!
by mikeman444, 2-22-08

 

by mikeman444
2-22-08
Wanna see what I can turn into?
Um, ok??
You like?
Nope, not really....
To Be Continued...
how about now?
.......

 

by mikeman444
2-22-08
DAY 1 IN HELL
So how'd you get in hell?
I poisened my grandsons oatmeal.
DAY 16 IN HELL
Please demon guy! Stop making me put on make up and bend over for you!
Oooh sista, you like damn fine, NOW GET PAPA SOME WHISKY!!!!
DAY 349 IN HELL
Oh my god, it's you!
Oh, it's you. So, how's your asshole doin???

 

I just saw the movie Forest Gump!
Did you notice that there is no cats in that movie??? It kind of pisses me off.
by mikeman444, 2-22-08

 

LISTEN HOBO! HOW MUCH MORE CHANGE DO YOU NEED!
As much as your bitch ass got!
by mikeman444, 2-22-08

 

I miss AFRO MAN
by mikeman444, 2-22-08

 

What the fuck, your an arm.
And your a talking piece of bacon!
by mikeman444, 2-22-08

 

So are you one of those "heyhowareya" Indians or one of those "dot head" Indians???
I honestly forget
by mikeman444, 2-22-08

 

by mikeman444
2-22-08
Part 2
Nope. That's actualley really gay.
Um DUMBASS! I DID AN IMAGE OF YOU!
I knew that.
Ok, this is a really cool image!
You look like an emo fag.

 

Dude, I snuck out of hell. Who knew there was a back door! -yea
Are you saying that we can bring the AFROMAN and BACON series back?
by mikeman444, 2-22-08

 

by mikeman444
2-22-08
Hey BACON, I had a question for you
Ok, what is it
i got something in the mail for a subscription for gay porn. you wouldnt happen to know anything about that would you??
Who, me? Nah. Anyways, why would you get my mail??
DUMBASS! WE LIVE IN THE SAME HOUSE!!!
Why would two men live in a house together anyway? Unless your gay too... i mean not gay too you'd be the only gay one. Cause i am not gay. NOOO WAY IM GAY! cock

 

by mikeman444
2-22-08
So this is fairy tale land..?.....
yup
Well this is pretty gay!
It gets better, just wait until the brazilian girls get here.
TO BE CONTINUED...
So your the so called "king" of this place. Oh and by the way, you look like a perverted drug addict.
Yes I am and no I don't

 

Dude, don't try to kill me, kuz i beat yo' bitch ass
damn, better go back to killing milk men!
by mikeman444, 2-22-08

 

by mikeman444
2-22-08
Ok santa, I think i need a hospital.
It's fine, just get a band aid.
But santa, I'm getting woozy!
God damn, all you do is bitch and moan. "look at me, i got a nail stuck in my head! i need a doctor" you little whiney bitch.
i'll remember this the next time rudolph bites your nut sack

 

by mikeman444
2-22-08
Who ever the hell drew me should die! I'v got fuckin balls for hands!!
I know rite? I got damn stick legs!
I know where you live Mikeman444! So help me god, I'll kill you!
Yea. I can't even get a boner.I even took a whole bottle of viagra!

 

by mikeman444
2-23-08
Dude, I have some pretty fucked up eyes!
Yea, me too.
So do we have anything good to talk about?
Hold on, I'm budy writing a report.
Dude, it's a saturday! What the hell could you possibley be writing about?
Boobs, Pamela Anderson and Halo 3

 

Hey Frankenrobot, you still owe me that money!
Bitch please.
by mikeman444, 2-23-08

 

by mikeman444
2-23-08
Uhhhh ME WANT PONEY!
C0me on Billy, time to go to special ed.
Me dont wanna! Me want to masterbate!!!!
Wow, your one messed up kid. I mean what happened to you. Your a fuckin retard! Did someone take your brain or something?
3 years ago.....
duhhhh why you take my bwain scary man?
shhhh shhh shhh its all gonna be ok, i'll take good care of your brain Billy.

 

by mikeman444
2-23-08
PART 1
Dude, we should do like the funniest prank ever!
Yea that's a great idea!
How about we do it to Doug!
Ha ha! Ok what did you have in mind? Wait test it out on me first!
To Be Continued...
Oh my god! This is the best prank ever!
Um, this kinda hurts!

 

by mikeman444
2-23-08
So, why are we the first choices for characters on stripcreator.com ?
I don't know.
Well how about that horse and bear. Or those exploding dog guys?
They are all gay. We are the coolset. Thats why we are the chosen ones.
It should be just me, not you, your retarded.
oh, your a dyke cause you got short lezzie hair.

 

by mikeman444
2-23-08
OH ROSEANNE! YOUR SO FUNNY!!!
i'm not Roseanne.
your just as fat as her.
Im Rosie O'donell

 

by mikeman444
2-23-08
PART 2
So doug, how'd you like the gasoline bath?
It was great!
So now what?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
FUCK MAN!!!!

 

HEY KIDS! I'M SMOKEY THE CIGARRETTE!!! WANNA LEARN HOW TO SMOKE ME????
by mikeman444, 2-25-08

 

by mikeman444
2-25-08
Sir, your under arrest, anything you say or do....
How aboout, YOU GET THE HELL OUT OF MY FACE!!!!
Sir, I'm gonna have to take you in
Oh, you will, how about I turn you into an arm with my mind!!!!
Um, I'm pretty much fucked.
Yup.

 

by mikeman444
2-25-08
Tonight on the news, Zombies attack!!!!!!
By God!!!!!!!
So what ever the hell you do, HIDE!!!!!!
Damn, and I was just in the middle of an episode of baywatch!!!!
To Be Continued...
Brains!!!! Or dick, which ever works better for you.
AHHHHHHH! SOME BODY HELP- and not you!!!!!! ANYBODY BUT A ZOMBIE!!!!! OR MY GRANDMA!!!!!

 

by mikeman444
2-25-08
Part 2
Please give me somethin to eat, the next door neighbor i ate was anorexic.
Well........ FUCK NO!!!!! ARE YOU CRAZY?????
Well, do you have any pizza to heat up?
Oh shit I just had some for lunch.
To Be Continued...
Well sorry man, you seam really cool but I gotta go take you out to my buddies and we gotta eat your brains.
Oh, shit.....

 

What the hell could be behind that door?????
Sir, I'm offering you 10 million dollars!!!
by mikeman444, 2-25-08

 

by mikeman444
2-28-08
Ok, dont tell anyone this SHIT but i have tourettes cock sucker.
Sure, what ever, penis licker, uh yeah, sure, tourettes, thats what I have SHITTY VAGINA!
Um, sure you do FUCK DICK! gosh, im sorry CUNT!
i do! FAGGY NERD! Just Kidding! I don't your just a dumb ass!

 

by mikeman444
2-28-08
Part 3
Please, dont, I'm not worth it! You should go get my roommate in the back room! He seems great to eat!
Hey I'm here to eat your brains. Your roommate told me your in here so i'm just gonna go all dawn of the dead on you and eat yor bitch ass up!
Muda fucka you crazy.
To Be Concluded...
Brains!
Dick! I... I....I... I mean brains! sorry, im new to this. you just ate my brains so I'm a little woozy

 

I just fucked my cousin!!!!
Um, ok, your a trailer park redneck! You pervert!
by mikeman444, 2-28-08

 

by mikeman444
2-28-08
Damn those blacks! Or was it whites? Or Engilsh? Oh shit i forgot who I hate!
Eh, it doesn't matter any way cause I'll just kill everyone on Earth so I don't miss who ever I hate!

 

by mikeman444
2-28-08
Jesus Christ I stubbed my toe!
Uh I'm busy, what the hell do you want. I had a meeting with satan.
Well, nothing but I stubbed my toe and just said Jesus Christ.
Well you said my name and I had to come. But dont worry, i'll be sure of it that you go to hell.

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