All comics by mikesgotgame13

 

by mikesgotgame13
4-19-05
Hey, buddy. I got a problem. This Axe body spray don't smell right.
You're a goat. You naturally like shit. Get the fuck out of my store.
Not before you tell me what the hell is wrong with my bottle of Tsunami Axe Bodyspray! I'll put my hoof up your ass, you scraggly burn victim.
Oh my God. Fucking goat...alright! Out with it! What's wrong with the bottle of Tsunami?
... it doesn't smell like dead Asian people.
I'm going to set myself on fire.

 

by mikesgotgame13
4-19-05
It's just...I've been thinking and...I think we should stop seeing each other.
What?? But...but why? We spend time together, we finish each other's sentences, the sex is fantastic...
I know, it's just that...
It's just what?? What is it?
You're a pedophile.
Wow, pedophile. Big word for a 9 year old...

 

by mikesgotgame13
4-20-05
Hey, Zog! How'd it'd go asking that girl online out on an Everquest date?
*fap fap f-* Holy ... uh ... JC! You kind of snuck up on me. It ... it went well. She replied with a smiley face!
Prodigious!
Yeah ... it was pretty, um, cool.
Ugh ... I didn't even know they MADE barfing face smilies...

 

by mikesgotgame13
4-20-05
Is there something on your mind?
So Darax ... I um, hear you've got some ginger nuts.
For the love of God...

 

by mikesgotgame13
4-21-05
13 years later, at the peak of a snowy hill to speak of memories past...
So ... shouldn't we be waxing philosophic or something of that nature?
God, I'm so friggin horny!

 

by mikesgotgame13
4-21-05
13 years later, the old friends meet at the peak of a snowy hill to speak of memories past...
So ... shouldn't we be waxing philosophic or something of that nature?
God, I'm so friggin horny!

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