All comics by missphinx

 

gay robots on the rampage by missphinx 4-11-01
the gay robots are in hot pursuit I must find humanoid for anal penetration! I need gay robot sex now! Do not feed me a couch! I need your butt, monkey boy!	the chase continues with no luck The human asses are not to be found! I must satisfy my need with your hot lube receptacle! I need monkey butt! I hate lube probes! I cannot resist the force of Robot #1!	days later, the robots are overjoyed to see homo sapiens in the distance Huzzah! Huzzah! Weak human flesh to penetrate! Yes! Home for my rusty joint!

 

the gay robots go home by missphinx 4-11-01
the gay robots reach the human encampment I am here to rape your tender bum, human automaton! Not another one of these silly gay robots...sigh...will they ever learn?	the robots did not realize humans could be so large and powerful Poor robots...ah well...at least they're headed home, to Dr. Feral's laboratory. This monkey boy cannot be overcome by my robot force! I must seek another!	the robots reach the laboratory of their creator, Dr. Feral Dr. Feral! Father? Is it you? Father! Yes, Son Robot, it is I. You know this always happens when I read Kafka before bedtime.

 

One Robot Meets an Oily End by missphinx 4-21-01
Insane Squirrel Anus of Death ASSFUCKER ROBOT! You are all MINE! I am your GOD Blennidae! Kneel before me and prepare to meet the JUNKMAN! No daddy no daddy I didn't mean to daddy no I want my safe cold laboratory haven of birth! Why did I take this evil route? Why oh why did I rape Jesus?	It Sucks Being a Robot Ghost My molesting robot companion...beware...the hacking squirrel seeks your oily death...why does he not respond..DAMN I hate being ghost of a machine...I CANNOT penetrate! must...seek...hot...butt. must...seek...hot...butt. la...la...la...la...la. must...seek...hot...butt. la...la...la. must...seek...hot...butt. must...seek...	Robot Ghost Travels the Ass-trail Plane What is THIS? COLD ANUS of dead human GHOST! Heaven...I'm in HEAVEN...bend over angel boy! heh heh heh...little does he know that ghosts don't have butts...and this ain't heaven.

 

The TV is On in the Robot Ass Lounge by missphinx 4-23-01
A Pause in the Anal Action We now take a break in The Nude Lubed Mechanico Phalloid Hour to bring you a word from our beloved sponsor...	COUCH VOLUPTURA DELIGHT presents to you our Robot Audience the splendid Tan Couch with Squirrel Appetizer en croute! Now on sale at the nearest Bot-torium near YOU! Delicious AND Nutritious! Buy SEVER	Let the Automaton Dancing Resume! don't you want me, robot, don't you want me ohohohoh don't you want me...beep beep beep beep hit me with your metal shaft, hit me, HIT ME! ... hit me slowly hit me quick...

 

Nobody I Know by missphinx 12-03-01
Two forum limeys having a jolly good time pissed at the virtual pub I give up on the yanks, mate. They don't appreciate my bloody obsession with them and their kind. The trick is, chap, just obsess over the 12 and under yanks. Simple, really.	Meanwhile, back in Maine Why? Why did you? idn't you consider all the reasons I might have for wanting to tell my story in my own words, in my own way? I ask you, ... Hey, no problem.	Somewhere in the middle of the night You know, if you hadn't posted that pic, I would have for sure thought you were a chick. That's okay though, I'm Bi, you know. Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner...that is what I'd truly like to be...oh I...

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