Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It's been a long time since my last confession...
His love is everlasting, my child. God sent his only begotten Son to be sacrificed for the sins of mankind. Please go on.
Yeah..well..I guess I've been kind of a jerk lately. I think about sex a lot...I use the Lord's name in vain..I hate the fact that my brother is more successful than me too....
God loves each and every one of us. Do you have anything else to confess?
Good morning class, I am your new History teacher, Father Davis.
GOOD MORNING FATHER DAVIS!
I thought we could start things off by learning about the Roman Empire, my absolute favorite! I even brought a movie from my personal collection to get us started.
YAY!!
From a raise of hands, how many of you have seen Caligula?
Good morning class! Today we're going to start off with a little Show and Tell!
YAY!!
I will begin by sharing something that has been enjoyed by many cultures all across the world. It goes by many names but Father Davis likes to call it, "Mr.Helper."
WHAT IS IT??
...but if your parents every ask, you should call it "Candy."
Hi Kids! Now don't bogart, there's plenty of your buddy, Opus Opium, to go around!
It's been two weeks, Faher. I've had a lot on my mind lately. Sister Mary says that people shouldn't be gay because they will burn in hell. Is that right??
Sister Mary hasn't had a cock stuck between her legs in a long time. She's just a bitter old twat.
Excuse me Father?
*ahem* I said you haven't been to our Saturday Pot Luck in a long time. You better not miss this one.