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by misterioso
3-30-04
PAL!
BUDDY!
Want some beef Jerky?
.....
URINE TROUBLE NOW!

 

by misterioso
3-30-04
yarrr...would you like to touch me wooden leg?
*cough* *cough*
!?
have we met before?

 

by misterioso
3-30-04
yarrr...would you like to touch me wooden leg?
*cough* *cough*
!?
have we met before?

 

by misterioso
3-30-04
Good afternoon little girl. I am Jesus.
I have an M&M in my nose
Are your parents home?
nope!
Have you ever seen a man's winky before?

 

by misterioso
3-30-04
woof
woof
what a cute little doggie!!
fuck you

 

by misterioso
3-30-04
Clown Pillow Talk
*hic*
..so me and this girl are goin' at it pretty hard the other night
*burp*
It's gettin' pretty hot - but then she pulls away and says she 'loves me.'
zzzzz
so I says, "dam bitch, what the hell are they teachin' you in the 3rd grade?!

 

by misterioso
3-30-04
Father, may I ask you a question?
Why of course my child.
I don't know if I believe in God anymore, what should I do?
.........
You realize that you STILL have to suck my cock tonight, right?

 

by misterioso
3-30-04
*hic*
I'm working this 2 year old's birthday party yesterday and the mom has like the biggest tits I've ever seen!
..so while the kids are eatin' cake I ask her real nice like if she'd like to have a quickie in the closet...she says "don't you have a job to do?!"
*hic*
..fucking bitch.

 

by misterioso
3-31-04
You have to make priorities in *hic* life...Work on a godam plan...
Shit in life aint free. You *burp* gotta work for it. The *hic* key is to figure out what you're good at...
*hic*...what the fuck do you want?

 

by misterioso
3-31-04
*hic* this is bullshit! I'm gonna sue your ass
Would you like to explain what happened?
I was in he park minding my own *burp* business, makin' balloon animals for the kids...
uh huh
..so I thought they'd have more fun if they *hic*make their own...so I just told 'em that they had to blow 'em up first, you know?
Sir, do you realize that those were condoms and not balloons?

 

by misterioso
3-31-04
CONDOMS? get the *hic* fuck outta here
yes sir, lubricated and ribbed..
..they weren't blowing up balloons?
no sir...'El Gusano' brand condoms..
*hic*..that's kinda funny if you think about it..
..and at which point did you realize that the condom was on your penis?

 

by misterioso
3-31-04
*hic* ... I don't know what to say..
Sir, may I ask why you were wearing a condom around a group of 8 year old girls?
*hic* ...That one looked kinda slutty.

 

by misterioso
3-31-04
Confession Booth Confessions...
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It's been a long time since my last confession...
His love is everlasting, my child. God sent his only begotten Son to be sacrificed for the sins of mankind. Please go on.
Yeah..well..I guess I've been kind of a jerk lately. I think about sex a lot...I use the Lord's name in vain..I hate the fact that my brother is more successful than me too....
God loves each and every one of us. Do you have anything else to confess?
No..I guess that's about it...
Pussy

 

by misterioso
3-31-04
Good morning class, I am your new History teacher, Father Davis.
GOOD MORNING FATHER DAVIS!
I thought we could start things off by learning about the Roman Empire, my absolute favorite! I even brought a movie from my personal collection to get us started.
YAY!!
From a raise of hands, how many of you have seen Caligula?
.......

 

by misterioso
4-01-04
Ok class, we have concluded with today's movie, Caligula. Are there any questions?
Uh...Father Davis?
Yes, go right ahead Billy.
I feel kinda funny after watching that movie...
Mmmm Billy....have you been working out?

 

by misterioso
4-01-04
Good morning class! Today we're going to start off with a little Show and Tell!
YAY!!
I will begin by sharing something that has been enjoyed by many cultures all across the world. It goes by many names but Father Davis likes to call it, "Mr.Helper."
WHAT IS IT??
...but if your parents every ask, you should call it "Candy."
Hi Kids! Now don't bogart, there's plenty of your buddy, Opus Opium, to go around!

 

by misterioso
4-01-04
SHOW AND TELL DAY CONTINUED
*cough* *cough*
*cough*
Good Candy isn't it?
I can see the music, Father Davis!!

 

by misterioso
4-01-04
Some people like to tell you that getting "high" is wrong...
But isn't it true, that the higher you are, the closer God really is?
..UH, WE GUESS SO!
The Lord loves a good spliff..
AMEN TO THAT!!

 

by misterioso
4-01-04
Confession Booth Confessions
How long has it been since your last confession?
It's been two weeks, Faher. I've had a lot on my mind lately. Sister Mary says that people shouldn't be gay because they will burn in hell. Is that right??
Sister Mary hasn't had a cock stuck between her legs in a long time. She's just a bitter old twat.
Excuse me Father?
*ahem* I said you haven't been to our Saturday Pot Luck in a long time. You better not miss this one.
Ooooo! I'll bring those little Vienna Sausages!

 

by misterioso
4-01-04
I don't care what they say. I love you, dammit!
I love you too!
Opportunities like this only come once in a lifetime.
You can't let them pass by!
It feels like I've known you all my life.
Well, we *are* cousins after all.

 

by misterioso
4-02-04
I have to admit, I do feel a bit awkward about this.
It's OK, hon. We've seen each other naked before.
We have?
Aunt Jenny used to make us take baths together all the time when we were little!
That's so freaking hot.
Oooo - talk dirty to me

 

by misterioso
4-02-04
What's so funny?
*GIGGLE* Oh, I was just thinking about you when you were young and you had this really cute little wee-wee. You always wanted to show it to everbody.
Uh, yeah...well.
I'm ready to see how you're all grow'd up now.
Maybe we could just cuddle.
Hon?

 

by misterioso
4-02-04
Forget you, I need a man that knows how to please a woman. I'm going to hang out front of the 7-11.
Wait, baby! Maybe we could role play a little.
What's "role playing?"
You know - while yer doin' it, you pretend each other is somebody else.
OK - how about you can be Uncle Jack from prison and I'll be your younger sister.
That did it! Get ready for a reamin' cuz Jack's been holed up a long time!

 

by misterioso
4-02-04
A Hidden Camera Show with A Feminine Point of View!
Hey good lookin'
What does Kira have in store for this innocent fella?
Who, me?!
Yeah, you. How 'bout I take you back to my place?
OOHH! She's got him now!
Uh, I really don't know you...
What are you - GAY?!

 

by misterioso
4-02-04
Kira gets the target back to her place.
That's right! Fuck me like you mean it!
Wow, that was really great..Maybe I could see you again?
HAHA - I'm only 16! Maybe you shouldn't have stuck it up my ASS!
OH! THATS GOTTA HURT!
Enjoy sticking it in little girls' poopers, do we?
but..I...oh shit.

 

by misterioso
4-02-04
A Hidden Camera Show with A Feminine Point of View! This week Chelsea attatches a small microphone on her neighbor's baby.
Goo
What crazy stuff is she going to pull today?
This is gonna be funny!.. I mean "Goo!"
I'm Rick James, Bitch!
Who's dady's little angel?

 

by misterioso
4-02-04
A Hidden Camera Show with A Feminine Point of View!
Goo
Oh my God! You can talk!
Say something else to daddy!
Uh oh! Somebody is going to get a whoopin' tonight!
I'm the Milkman's.
I knew it, that lying bitch!

 

by misterioso
4-02-04
A Hidden Camera Show with A Feminine Point of View!
Hold on! I'm just jerkin' your chain, Daddy-O
What?
I'm not really the Milkman's.
Oh, thank God!
You can't get pregnant by sucking cock.
Where's my shotgun?!

 

by misterioso
4-02-04
A Hidden Camera Show with A Feminine Point of View!
Hi Honey, I made you a Blood Mary while you watch the game.
Wow - thanks babe!
What do you think?
PTSHPTHSSSTH!! What the hell is in this?? BLOOD??
HA HA - Who's on the RAG now? You look a little bloated dear!
You FREAK! Get away from me!

 

by misterioso
4-05-04
A Hidden Camera Show with A Feminine Point of View!
Sweetie, I have some wonderful news! It finally happened - I'm pregnant!
Oh my gosh, this is wonderful!
..with your brother's baby.
!?WHAT?!
HA HA - your penis is too small to knock anyone up!
*SOB*

 

by misterioso
7-13-04
Seattle Summer 2004 - The landing of the Seafair Pirates!
Hello Mr. Pirate!!!!
Aaaarr - Photos are one dollar!
If you're a real pirate, where is your parrot??
Aaarrr Haarrr - I'll show you my parrot!
.....what happened to all of it's feathers?
It's a featherless breed with only one eye - Aaaarrr!

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