All comics by misterq

 

A sign of things to come by misterq 5-17-01
Somewhere in the mid-Atlantic, Jesus and Cthulhu rise up from the depths!		Did you see ER last week? THE GREAT CTHULHU ONLY WATHCES ONE SHOW: BUFFY, VAMPIRE SLAYER!

 

Dog day afternoon by misterq 5-17-01
Okay, getting atop of this hydrogen-filled ballon was maybe not my smartest idea, but look at me! I'm actually starting to like this! Nothing can stop me now! HAHAHA!	Aww, CRAP!	I don't care how many forms I'll have to fill out, no way is anyone ever going to believe this!

 

The fifth horseman of the apocalypse by misterq 5-21-01
		Now you know why I'm always crying on the inside

 

New on UPN: by misterq 5-21-01
arrgh! grrrhha!	unghugh! gunghhga!	On the next on 'Scanner Babies' GAHHRGHH! Aaaiiiieeee!!

 

Summer in the city by misterq 5-22-01
Oh yeah, another night in the gritty city.	Where anything can happen and trust is rarer than a crabs-free whore.	scratch, scratch, scratch ... stupid whore.

 

Titanic - secret alternate ending by misterq 5-27-01
Dang, first the Titanic sinks, then my new boyfriend drowns saving me	Sigh.. at least the day can't get any worse..	eww.. it smells like fish in here BURP!

 

Twilight Parking Zone by misterq 6-01-01
Oh no.. it's that boy with all the powers. Must think good thoughts... Concentrate on what makes me happy	...fuck!	Mental note: Perhaps it's better to just live in the cornfield

 

And Cavities for all! by misterq 6-01-01
Do you know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop? No, but if you get me down, I can turn a mound of sugar into tootsie pops for you	Do YOU know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Sure I do, little girl! And if you want the answer, it'll only cost is your *immortal soul*!	What, you mean using all my mouth tentacles? Just forget I ever asked, okay!

 

A day in the life by misterq 6-01-01
	You do realize the Olympics stopped having a Syncronized Swimming Competition some time ago, right?	What, even the special olympics? Exactly how hard were you pounding in that fake nail?

 

Zoe, the amateur scientist by misterq 6-01-01
Psst.. Hey, ugly girl. Do you want to try out my new beautifer machine? Sure!	Hmm.. I hope I remember everything this time...	Hello? did it work? Umm.. you know how they say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. They mean one of those floating eyeball things from Dungeons and Dragons, right?

 

Zoe, amateur scientist, tries again by misterq 6-02-01
Hey, you, ugly girl. Step right up and try my new improved beutification machine! Hmm.. well okay.	Well do I look any different? Um.. Still the same. Must not have worked. Just step inside once again.	Whew! No evidence, no lawsuit.

 

Ode to kittens by misterq 10-07-01
Kittens, kittens, I loves them kittens	In the morning, in the night. Nothing smells as nice or right.. as kittens	On Fire mew! (Help!)

 

A day at the school by misterq 10-07-01
Dude! Dude!	Dude? Dude.	And so concludes another day at Keanu Reeves Acting Acadamy I know kung fu! Excellent!!

 

Hey dad, I'm in Jail! by misterq 10-07-01
Hello, I'm Timmy.. who are you? I am the savior, Jesus Christ	I'm here for the scared straight program. What did you do? Two thousand years ago, they said I blasphemed by claiming I was the son of the Lord.	You know.. I've often heard of people finding God in prison... That's it! If I hear that line one more time, Timmy's going to learn the meaning of the phrase 'PRISON BITCH'!

 

Quarter-circle back + high punch by misterq 10-07-01
Holy Flaming Jesus Attack!	LET IMMORTAL KOMBAT BEGIN!!	Anime Tenticle Devestation!

 

The last Jack Chick tract by misterq 1-31-02
Somewhere in the desert Hi, Jack Chick, would you like to go hang out, perhaps see a movie? Also, I like broadway showtunes, No, Flamboyantly Gay Satan, I would not because you are evil and I am good. Go burn in hell, sinner!	You idiot! It was I, your lord and master, Jesus in disguise! I taught love and to not judge people on their looks but on their actions. Since you did not learn this, I shall send you to HELL! Oh NO! I was such a FOOL!	On today's 'Crossing Over with John Edwards', John will try to channel the horrible evangalist artist, Jack Chick Jack, what is it like where you are? Oh my dark God! Hell is so fun! Today, I rode a dinosaur, punched Adolph Hitler in the face, and had sex with a succubus whose boobs are bigger than my head! Thank you, Jesus, for sending me here!

 

Right Right Back Up Right by misterq 12-26-02
Round 1 - Begin! I shall eat you eyeball goodly! Fogot that, foul dishonarable beast of squirrel stink!	Round UberZwei - Shnell! Nya! Nya! Demon Kitty smack you! All your death are killed by one such as me!	I don't know.. it seems that the developers just didn't put enough effort into this Fighting game Hold on, I just unlocked the secret Panda DoomElf Alien character!

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