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Super Mario's E! true Hollywood story

The untold tale of lies and betrayal behind America's top Italian.

by mmyers
10-24-03
And junior, what were those early years like for your dad and you?
It was hard. Mario was obsessed with Dad, following him everywhere.
That'sa monkey shita.
He just wanted to hang out with Princess Toadstool and throw some barrels, but you wouldn't let it him. He'd try to hang out in a factory, you'd go there. He'd climb to a different part, so would you.
I heara her voicea, "Helpa! Helpa!" Over and over she cry, "Helpa!" I savea her, next thinga I know I got Kong's crazy assa kid throwing bananas at me.
Listen dickface, like it says in the bible, "Monkey see, monkey do." Well this monkey fucking did, man.

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Super Mario's E! true Hollywood story

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