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by mobile
5-07-01
DINNER!!!
Regis Philbin!!
What the hell?

 

by mobile
5-07-01
Hmm, better rethink that whole "we come in peace" thing.
Do we look cute now?!
I'm going to kick your pansy butt!
Try a gun, first.
Hmm, no.
eek!

 

by mobile
5-07-01
Can I open my eyes?
Not yet.
... 72 hours later.
Mmm, playing video games with your eyes closed is the best.

 

by mobile
5-07-01
At the psycho-analyst's.
...And the next year, the bully drew a happy face on my cheek with a knife.
Mmm, and tell me, how did that make you feel, sexually. Name the first thing that comes into your mind when I say, "fire." And what does this picture look like to you. Try not to think.
Are you even writing this down?
What's important is what it means to you.

 

by mobile
5-07-01
What are you so happy for?
I won the lottery!
What a moron...
Hmm, he must be commie.

 

by mobile
5-07-01
Burn baby burn!
Earlier in the day.
*Blam blam blam* Auuugh!
Sweeeet...
Where are his parents now?

 

by mobile
5-08-01
[Insert philosophical paradox, political irony, or mundane complaint]
[Stare dumbly]
[Narration to connect ideas/places if a shift is desired.]
[Ramble on, muttering about aforementioned topic, or, alternately, change topics with no logical connection.]
[Respond with a logical solution to the problem/paradox/irony.]
[Choose an unstated, unlogical solution to the problem/paradox/irony.]
You see, even YOU can make a Chizi comic!

 

by mobile
5-08-01
My name is Bob, and this is the story of my life.
Hmm.
To be continued...

 

by mobile
5-08-01
God, my life is sad.

 

by mobile
5-08-01
I'm so goth, I have a spike collar.
...
I can't compete.

 

by mobile
5-08-01
I have such a thankless task.

 

by mobile
5-08-01
Hello, my name is poq.
And mine: TheGoodReverend.
My name is rather fitting, being short.
My name is rather long and impractical, now that I think of it.
I wonder what that suggests.

 

by mobile
5-08-01
Wooooooo...
He's listening to Britney Spears. It's sad.

 

by mobile
5-08-01
Note from the creator: to see the
I'm so goth, I bear the pain and torment...
original "Better than you" series, look
*blink*
for poq's comics on this site.
Fuck it.
Das right, bitch.

 

by mobile
5-08-01
Naked, or translucent?
Sweeeeeeeeeeeet....

 

by mobile
5-08-01
*sniff*
Smells like Dawn(tm).
Ugh.

 

by mobile
5-09-01
Before EverQuest
During EverQuest
After EverQuest
*hic*

 

by mobile
5-09-01
Hello, today we'll be talking about special relativity.
Yep, you know, the system where everything is relative except the speed of light, which is set at 180k miles per second. By who, you ask?
Well, that IS the question, ISN'T it?
A Solution
I agree.

 

by mobile
5-09-01
... And with those Natives, the players will be able to build up large empires. On page 11, you can see several examples of organized armies...
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... As you can see on page 21 through 27, we've done detailed research on what types of systems the players are asking for. There are quite a few statistics that support our game.
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This guy's got to wear down sometime...
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by mobile
5-09-01
I hope they're not avoiding me...
Serafina, I found the publishers! Huddled in the corner, facing the wall.

 

by mobile
5-10-01
helo .im david quik an this ids my show about atrairhc
*whisper whisper whisper*
damnit mobile

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