All comics by moominsean

 

Quality Control by moominsean 1-15-03
Dear Sir: "We at StripCreator are sorry to inform you that we cannot accept your cartoon at this time."

 

Completely uncalled for... by moominsean 1-15-03
huhuhhhuhh huhhh huhuhh huhh huh huhh huhh huh huhhh huhhuhuh	huhuhhhuhh huhhh huhuhh huhh huh huhh huhh huh huhhh huuhh huh huhhuhhuhuh	You said "package".

 

Work in Progress by moominsean 1-15-03
i wub you	really? you really love me? i love you, too!	pfff..this idea is stupid. let's try something else. sigh...

 

Circus Side Show by moominsean 1-15-03
Hello boys and girls! Meet Spoochy the Pooch!	Spoochy would do a special trick just for you...	But Spoochy left his nipple clamps and suspension harness at home!

 

Karma Pangs by moominsean 1-15-03
oh wow... i think i hear karma calling, man. mother nature is, like, speaking to me.	...or maybe i'm just hungry.	Dude...like, what happened to the fridge?

 

Untitled by moominsean 1-16-03
ring Who would be calling the last person on earth?	ring Hello?	Did you know you could decrease your mortgage rates by as much as 25%? That's money you could be spending on a new pool, a nicer car, or your child's education!

 

Untitled by moominsean 1-16-03
The end is near, mortal fool!	You can't catch me, spawn of satan!	A few millennia later... *sigh* Looks like I'm going to miss "Friends" again. Never, I say! I shall flee like the wind! Faster than light!

 

Typical day... by moominsean 1-16-03
Well, I'm off to work! You know it's Saturday, right?	And a holiday... Seeya later!	Well, I'm off bed! And you don't have a job.

 

relationships by moominsean 1-16-03
Stop screwing around. I want you to sweep out the garage. It's great to be here at the Palladium! Yea-ah!	Then clean out the gutters and rake the back yard. Howz everybody doing tonight? I said HOWZ EVERYBODY DOING TONIGHT?	What is with you? blah bal blah. You never do any work around here. blah blah blah. I should have listened to my mother. Blah blah blah... Are you ready to ROCK??!!

 

Real men doing real men things... by moominsean 1-16-03
Dude, Wrestlemania is on in 20 minutes! Can't do it, man. Monster Truck Mayhem tonight, baby!	Monster trucks? And how about some Hee-Haw afterwards? Wrestling? what are you, like, 12?	Well...I have some gay porn back at my pad... Dude, I am so there!

 

Can't all be winners... by moominsean 1-16-03
Thometimes, you treat me like a puppet, like I'm just here to amuse you. Don't you ever thee the real me?	Well, who are you, really, honey? Let's see it!

 

NO, SHE doesn't get it, man (crying myself to sleep)... by moominsean 1-16-03
Itsa me! Mario!	Big Fat Hairy deal... Got any lasagna?	Who's bad? I don't think you get this role playing thing...

 

all you can eat fish by moominsean 1-16-03
hmmm hmm hmm...time to check the eeee-maaail! you have mail	oh dear...what does veronica have to say about last night? I was so wasted! I still can't believe i kissed that guy with the tarter sauce all over his beard! "emily: wtf? you were all over me last night! and when you crawled under the table and stuck your face in my crotch? I'm not that kind of girl! really! anyway, call me! -veronica	...and i thought it was just fish and chips night at the bar. i think i'm going to be sick

 

Well, that's getting kind of nasty by moominsean 1-17-03
And what would sir like for dinner tonight? Dude, Gimme the biggest piece of meat you got!	And how would sir like this meat served? Sloppy, red and raw, man. I want to see the blood pumping through it's veins, dude!	And would sir like a drink with his meal tonight? You know I swallow, dude!

 

Now, if he had quoted Revco... by moominsean 1-17-03
If you are to be wanting my body... ?	And maybe you are thinking that i am sexy...	yes please come on baby and to let me know! Dude, she's gone. Next time, let her hear your body talk. They all want to get physical. Get physical, man.

 

ooooh...ouch. by moominsean 1-17-03
"I like my vagina..."	"Sometimes I like to look at it in the mirror..." Is that Madonna's 'Sex' book you're reading, there?	Huh? No, this is an autobiography by Ed Gein.

 

harsh, man...harsh by moominsean 1-18-03
durrr i'm making my own comic durrr..use random sensless words and pics and a different background every panel durr.. i like this pic it's funny	uus sum yoosless narashuin o yeh dotn foget too mispl al yoor werds lik my nads you commie duurr i like this pic to ist funni you are a fag	look i maed a comic and look mi frend is briean and he is a fag an nwo everywon nows cuz i tipd it on my cartoon! maek sur3 the ending dont make s3nse you bend over you flamer iam a nonsenscial prop cuz i luk kewl

 

everyday is angry day at work by moominsean 1-18-03
Stupid ass mac computer! multimedia machine my ass! you can't even play this 1 meg realplayer file without pausing every two freakin' seconds! ARGH!	It's not my fault. File zero zero zero one three can not be saved. Disk is full, even though you have six gigabytes left on your hardrive.	AARGH!!! HULK SMASH MAC! Machine make Hulk MAD! Hulk DESTROY Machine! AAARGH!

 

Oh, the laughs we had... by moominsean 1-19-03
AAHH! A ghost! Don't hurt me! Don't hurt me! Nooo... I am the ectoplasmic memory of masturbations past! I am the collective concious of your self-induced ejaculations.	uuuhh...why are you here? I am here to take you back to a world that could have been...a world where you have a real girlfriend and don't have to jerk off to one imagined.	Actually, I imagine the football team and a small herd of milking goats in a kiddy pool full of hot cinnamon anal lubricant when I jerk off. I'll just go back to my tissue, now...

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