All comics by more_heat_than_light

 

Goatboy by more_heat_than_light 6-19-03
Goatboy meets a scientist Hello. My name is Goat Boy .....	Goatboy is confused Why won't you talk to me? .....	Finally! All is revealed! Well? I'm thorry, thomeone appearth to hath thupergluedth my theeth thogether.

 

Goatboy 2 - The Sequel! by more_heat_than_light 6-19-03
Goatboy meets a shady drug dealer Hello, my name is Goatboy Wanna score Goatboy?	Goatboy doesn't know what a drug dealer is What game are you playing? Oh no! Ive been rumbled!	Goatboy is left all alone Why doesn't anyone want to be my friend? I'm off!

 

Goatboy 3 - The Revenge of Goatboy by more_heat_than_light 6-19-03
Goatboy thinks he has found a new friend Hello my name is Goatboy Woooo! Wa ha ha!! Mwahhh! Waaagh!	Alas, Goatboy is quite stupid Sorry, do you not speak english? Why is he not terrified? Am i not scary enough?	Will Goatboy ever find a chum? Nobody wants to be my friend. Aaaaargggh!!! A talking goat! Run for your life!!

 

Goatboy 4 - Goatboy Strikes Back by more_heat_than_light 6-19-03
Goatboy meets an uncouth young teenager Hello my name is Goatboy Hi there Goaty! Come here, ive got something to show you!	Will Goatboy be suckered into the youth's evil plan? If this works, maybe i can make some new friends! Here, take it. It's a Transmutator. It'll make you look like whatever you want.	*ahem* Do i look like an attractive young female yet? Ha ha ha! You are so gullible! Or should that be Gulli-bull!

 

Goatboy 5 - The Final Frontier by more_heat_than_light 6-25-03
In a last desperate attemp to find a friend, Goatboy hooks up a microphone stand to a massive P.A. *ahem*	The sound echoes throughout the land. HELLO, MY NAME IS GOATBOY!!	Nobody, however, gives a shit. I'm so ugly.

 

The Return of Goatboy by more_heat_than_light 8-21-03
Here we go again. Best make this good, thousands of people are watching.	Ready? *ahem*	*dies* Hello. My name is Goatboy!

 

Goatboy on the pull. by more_heat_than_light 9-24-03
Goatboy has an idea. My popularity is waning. I know, i'll get myself a hot bird! That'll show 'em!	It's not a great one. This club looks like a great place to get myself a right sexy bird!	Oh dear. Hello. My name is Goatboy! I'll get my coat.

 

A perfect match for Goatboy? by more_heat_than_light 10-08-03
Once again, Goatboy goes out looking for lurve. Wherever am i going to find my true soulmate?	Success? Wow! She's mighty fine! Hello, my name is Goatgirl.	Don't be stupid. Not much of a conversationalist though. Ho hum. *dies*

 

Goatboy's incredible cheese-related adventure! by more_heat_than_light 10-20-03
A new idea? Surely not. A ha! I have a new chat up line. It is the funniest ever heard. It can't possibly fail.	Will it succeed? Wait till she gets a load of this! Hi there handsome.	No. Did you know that Edam is the only cheese in the world that is made backwards? What a loser.

 

Goatboy's new job. by more_heat_than_light 1-09-04
In an effort to fund Goatboy's search for a woman, Goatboy takes up a job offer.	He's doing adverts for holidays in this African Wilderness. Whenever you're ready Goaty!	Filming isn't going so well.... Hello, my name is Goatboy. *dies*

 

Goatboy's bad day. by more_heat_than_light 1-13-04
Goatboy is still struggling with the job. Listen Goatboy, you've got one more chance, do it right OK?	Will he get it right? *ahem* ACTION!	Er... Ah fuck it. This job sucks. You can shove it up your arse.

 

Goatboy learns the ancient ways of the Shao-Taka. by more_heat_than_light 2-06-04
Goatboy finds a stranger in the desert. Hello, my name is... Goatboy, yes. I have been expecting you.	He seems very helpful. .... Your search for a lady friend has brought you here. I will show you the ways of our people. No woman will be able to resist you. In our culture, the females obey the males.	Sadly, Goatboy doesn't understand any of the big words. What an Arse Biscuit. Many years ago our people came here in search of the lost city. Our tribe became lost in the deserts of Shao-Taka. We were starved and could not walk any further. Our people were dying, and yet....

 

Goatboy - Back with a Bang! by more_heat_than_light 3-09-04
Goatboy continues on his quest for a woman. Hello, my name is Goatboy. AAAAARGH! A TALKING GOAT! DIE, YOU FUCKER!	He's not having much success. OOF! Hi-YA!	Well, maybe a little bit. I may be in a considerable amount of pain, but at least I saw her pants.

 

Goatboy leaves. by more_heat_than_light 5-06-04
What's going on here then? Hello, my name is Goatboy.	Surely it can't be true! I'm Leaving.	Oh, it is. Bye.

 

Another Goatboy Epic. by more_heat_than_light 5-17-06
Here we go again. Another Goatboy comic. Hello. My name is Goatboy.	Yawn. .....	WTF? Stop being so bloody pessimistic. I'm going to do something interesting soon, you know. No-one's forcing you to watch. Fuck off and leave me alone. Wankers.

 

Goatboy... in EXTREME ADVENTURES by more_heat_than_light 6-07-06
On his travels, Goatboy meets a strange man. Hello, my name is Goatboy. Come over here a minute.	Oh no, a trap! Is this the end? .... Give us all your money, or I'll cut out your insides!	Probably not. What a cock.

 

Goatboy and the Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull by more_heat_than_light 1-20-12
Goatboy considers a heroic return to form. I wonder if anyone from GRCade remembers me...	Prepare yourselves. Probably not. I'd best introduce myself.	*dies* Hello. My name is Goatboy.

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