All comics by moroseone

 

by moroseone
1-28-13
Enter The Drugun Pt.1
How will you fight the Diabetus Dragon?
Well if im insulin and your the Diabetus.....
Hiya!
Or If Im Bruce Lee and your Chuck Norris...
Kia!
Maybe if Im a giant robot and the city is under attack by Islam Fundamentalist...

 

by moroseone
1-28-13
Enter the Drugun Pt.2
Or maybe I get some pantyhouse and a knife.....
Wait in the shower for your mom....while holding a needle filled with kerosine..
Fuck this......
No, I'd rather become the robot Overlord Satanlok and cut your nipples off, use them to replace my once human eyes in hopes of one day seeing God...and learn that he too is a giant horrible robot.....

 

Hey Mister, Do you like Oninons?
What kinda question is that? Do you see a mustache on my face?
by moroseone, 1-29-13

 

Do you know why I pulled you over today son?
Because you thought my tractor was sexy?
by moroseone, 1-30-13

 

by moroseone
3-21-13
You know I fucked a hot chick once....
Really? what did you get out of it?
Aids.

 

by moroseone
5-02-13
So is it true I'm made in God's Image?
.......
And that he looks just like me?
Kill Yourself.

 

Hey Mister....you sure look like you could use a Hug!
Who the hell are you kid? Chris Hansen?
by moroseone, 7-05-13

 

by moroseone
7-05-13
There is something I must ask you Jill Robertson.....
Oh what is it hon?
Will you marr.....
Wait......I have something to tell you first......
My names really Jim.

 

by moroseone
1-28-14
Ok, How about an impression?
Go on, go on...
Ok, Fire! Fire! Help me I'm on fire, Help me Jesus, Help me Tom Cruise....Help m*
Oh I know I know...Your Will Ferrell!!
Oh my fucking God dude, Im Paul Walker at a seance...
Ho Ho Hoes....

 

by moroseone
11-14-14
So this guy came up to my van and he says...I can get you help, and a warm meal. A place to sleep and company you dont have to live like this.....
Really what did you say?
I said get the fuck away from me you sick old freak.
Yeah what did he have to say to that?
He said " Hey I'm not old"!

 

by moroseone
1-08-15
Why are there mirrors above your bed my friend?
Well aint it obvious?
Cause I sleep on couch.

 

by moroseone
10-16-15
Yeah, So I got this sexual harrassment charge....
Wow. How the hell did YOU get that?
Well, It's kinda embarrassing.
Ah hell ya can tell me...who can ya trust if ya cant trust a cowboy??
Well. Ok. I got caught with my dick in the mail man's mouth.
WHY THE FUCK DID I COME HERE??!

 

by moroseone
6-05-16
So.... How about a Joke...its a good one too!
:)
Ok, Im gonna run up to heaven....Knock knock....
.........
Noones home.
:'(

 

by moroseone
11-19-18
so I went down to my van earlier and found Mario, Wario and captain Falcon having a bukake party with the princess.
Damnit man! Did you call the cops?
Hell no, I grabbed a camera and some pop corn.
O_o

 

by moroseone
11-19-18
Drunkstars first day at a new job.....
Hey buddy you ever let a fat chick pee in your butt?
Hey dumbass you ever get raped with a detachable penis covered in penut butter?
Who said anything about rape?
I need an adult.....

 

by moroseone
11-09-19
Early Sunday Morning at the Arcade...
You know, I think all I really need in life is a good man!
Well....Do you own a mirror?
What?! Of Course I own a mirror! Why?
Ah ok. Ever looked in it?
Where is this going? Of course I have, to do my hair...make up...
Yeah ok. Well Next time you need a man....just take a closer look.....

 

by moroseone
1-05-20
A Sunny Summer day....
Hot day out here, Need some sun tan lotion?
Naw, I'm not having any sex today.
Wait.....What??
What?
Why would you say that? What does sun tan lotion have to do with sex?
These ho's are dirty man! You put the lotion on so you dont get burned!

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