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by mousmodest
12-30-02
once i went to ireland. they have really old castles there. i'm a walking endorsement for seatbelts. had we not been wearing them, i have 3 brothers. also large.
mmhmmm
sometimes things are bad. other times, my dad smoked cigarettes, a lot like a girl i dated in high school. i like band, ashtray.
:sighhhhh:
my daughter is a TIP kid. i have a daughter. actually two, and a wife. my wife is from the midwest and says pop sometimes and YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING ON THOSE PROJECTS FOR 4 MONTHS.

 

by mousmodest
12-30-02
i like kittens. peanuts are good sometimes.
fascist.

 

by mousmodest
12-30-02
dad?
yes, son?
do you think you could...maybe....reattach my arm you just severed?
and risk letting you take the last of mom's sugar cookies? not likely, son.

 

by mousmodest
1-01-03
vishnu, do you care what happens you your people?
if so, why am i such a failure?
what you need is some brownie mix. ....duncan hines is good.

 

by mousmodest
1-01-03
she's gone! she's gone! she'll NEVER come back to me.
chill out man...who is?
jill! she's gone.
oh...hm...yeah i have no idea who that is.
oh...hm.
ENOUGH TALK! IT'S SMASHIN TIME!

 

by mousmodest
1-01-03
you jest setter down ratcheer.
....set what down?
didn't i just order 1,200 jar jar binks ashtrays from you?
i'm a fucking phone, you crazy idiot.

 

by mousmodest
1-01-03
what say after this battle we strike out fer a couple brewskies?
ok. but yer payin this time.
fuck you nigga.
k.

 

by mousmodest
1-01-03
perhaps i should focus less energy on being what others say i should be, and instead direct my attention to who I am and who I want to be.
perhaps you're fucking gay.

 

by mousmodest
1-01-03
are you sure this ship is safe, man?
relax, dude, this thing's solid as a godfucking rock. ahh...i need more cough syrup.
!!!!!...............!
you said this thing was safe!
i said you're fucking gay.

 

by mousmodest
1-01-03
design 7.
design 9.
design8!!!
design8!!!

 

by mousmodest
1-01-03
i wonder what, as the second coming of jesus christ, my first earthly action should be.
maybe the third time i'll decide before smoking.

 

by mousmodest
1-01-03
dear diary: well it's my 3rd week up here on the cross. lol so far i've seen a bluejay, a rock that resembles mary magdalene, and omg some grass (i know, right; like, duh!). still no baby seals.
they can have the rainforest, but corporate america's never gonna take this cross.

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