All comics by mr_congeniality

 

Proxist needs an Orgasm! by mr_congeniality 1-06-02
Proxist is looking for some ladies. Oh God! She's Hot!	In A Fucking Park...Ok FUCKING GHEY Let's Fuck.	So, proxist fucks one of his brothers. WHY THE HELL NOT! Meet me 2AM under mom's bed.

 

'My Boyfriends Plague' by mr_congeniality 1-06-02
All those days of dealing with the little shit. Victim Name: Gaylord H. Focker.	HE MADE ME WANNA PUKE!	Stupid bitch's body can burn in hell. But he gave deep sex like no one else...

 

Donkey Sex by mr_congeniality 1-06-02
Dex is about to have sex with a 12 year old boy slut. FUCK ME Lets Do it, You Diry Slut!	Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip! OH GIVE ME DEEP... Deep..?	Oh God. Deep Vagina Sex! But you're a donkey!

 

Fuck Me by mr_congeniality 1-06-02
OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!	OH YES OH YES........................................ OH GOD YES!	This was the climax of the comic. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

pr0n by mr_congeniality 3-13-02
Take off my bra plse... This one is for the record.	Oh Yesssssss... My God.	OH OH OH OH OH!!! AHHHHHHH!

 

Damned Internet Relationships! by mr_congeniality 3-13-02
hi a/s/l	Minutes Later... Murder.... Meet me by Fred's Sex Toys in the mall.	He hasn't opened his eyes yet... Ok, how do we do it? Bend Over and I'll show you how it's done.

 

Balls in the plane by mr_congeniality 3-13-02
BALLS BALLS BALLS	BALLS BALLS BALLS	BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS

 

PANTS. by mr_congeniality 3-13-02
Hey Dad, Mom wanted me to come and here and tell you she needs to see you in a few secs. She did, huh?	So how was your day, dear? Is that really all you want or...	Zipppppppppppppp... ...Roger or I didn't give you these pants. Are you having an affiar? Legnthen Your Stroke and speed it up!

 

Slut by mr_congeniality 3-13-02
I can't believe it! You were unable to... I know...	Unable to get your cock out of my vagina and on top of that you couldn't even spread your legs! ...What?	...I haven't even had sex with you before! What the hell? I confess. I must of fucked the wrong guy this time.

 

You Get To Fuck My Dad by mr_congeniality 3-13-02
Ok for taking out the garbage... ...	And cleaning my bed...You get to have sex with my dad. ...Really?	PHUCK MAH BHUTLOUDE You know, I didn't come here to have gay sex in a cartoon. I'm only here to take out the garbage, go home and masturbate. So fuck you.

 

Ashes To Ashes by mr_congeniality 3-13-02
Hello? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiing!	Fuck!

 

The Bench by mr_congeniality 3-14-02
Sit on me!	SIT ON ME DAMN IT!	Sorry, I don't sit on benches that people spooged all over on.

 

500,000 Screws by mr_congeniality 3-14-02
Do You Like Sausages? Hmmm.....	Do You Like Cheese? Ok, That's it, Get in here big boy!!	Minutes later... Stop listening to people. Fucking yourself doesn't get you anymore pussy. He also said my mom's like the titanic, 500,000 screws and she's still going down.

 

Rosie HO'Donnel by mr_congeniality 3-18-02
And heres Rosie!	I'd just like to say I'm coming out. I'm a lesbian.	I love Tom Cruise! Make up your damn mind!

 

Smoking Triceratops by mr_congeniality 9-12-03
Oh Goddddddddd yes... d00d...those things will kill you	So?	Just a thought.

 

Up The Skirt by mr_congeniality 9-12-03
You will suffer much pain!	Hi-Ya!	Dude I can see up your skirt.

 

Dear Stripcreator: It's Time For Upgrades! by mr_congeniality 6-17-04
Excuse me, sir?	Yes? I believe you dropped your wallet.	Then why don't you pick it up you stupid ass? Because I'm a comic strip and I can't fucking move, douchebag!

 

Internet Vomit: Episode 1 by mr_congeniality 6-17-04
I can't believe it...I'm finally meeting the girl of my dreams...	CuteBoiJack3021? Is That You? Fuck that! I'm outta here!!!	3 Seconds Later after "CuteBoiJack3021" Runs off...and we can still hear his girlie scream. So was that him? I think you should do the asking from now on, you're the one who wanted to get in his pants in the first place. And I'm the hooker. How Ironic.

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