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by mrmlob
4-02-03
pick up lines failing... white man
Hi, my name's jerry, i'd like to know your name so that I can tell all my friends who it is that I've been dreaming about lately...
black man
yo girl, yo name is bitch, cuz you do it like a bitch, bitch, off the heazy.. i wanna shout out...
sad man
if you don't tell me your damned name, it's going in farther!!

 

by mrmlob
4-02-03
happiness to sadness
mommy mommy, look, i opened this beer all by myself with my bare hands
you're such a dumbass, i can open them with my ass
to loneliness
my mom sure is a sick fuck, i guess i'll just kill myself, maybe this guy can help me
this guy would look great in my box
to a box
mr. homeless man, here's some food
mmmllllobbbb

 

by mrmlob
4-02-03
Meanwhile...
thanks peter, i'm here in the outskirts of kcidakcus with an exclusive interview with a top general
WE GOTTA KILL THOSE SAND NIGGERS
Sir, this isn't a war against Iraq as a country, but to exterminate it's leader, Saddam Huissein...
MY DADDY SAID TO COME AND BLOW THEM ALL TO HELL, WOMEN CHILDREN AND ALL, "DON'T LET 'EM COME BACK" HE SAID
Back at home...
Back to you Peter
DAMN STRAIGHT

 

by mrmlob
4-02-03
10 years later
hi, i'm cole, the kid from the sixth sense, and i've gone 6 weeks without seeing dead people
In Unison: Hi Cole
I've done so well... and i stopped taking ecstacy while i'm at it... I think that helps
In Unison: Drugs are bad
fin
Actually, I got depressed last night and took some, but just a little, and i seem to be fine... aw shit
Cole, I'm here to warn you about the pixie fairies that are waiting for you in your trailer. And you're gonna need a new toothbrush

 

by mrmlob
4-08-03
you're so fucking worthless, why don't you play baseball like a normal kid would instead of trying to eat the dog?
Well dad, I guess I can try to do it... even though I'm not very coordinated, but anything for you!
Guys! I see you're playing baseball... mind if I join? my dad says i'm really really good!
this is your one warning to shut the hell up dumbass
how about I stab you bastards in the head? like my dad told me to
I hate my father

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