your bartender hates you

i bartend. don't make me hate you.

your bartender hates you: corporate logic

by mycatdrinkswine
10-20-11


	you're using a jigger now for every pour. or you're fired. we need standards.


	i've been doing this for 10 years. i can free hand an ounce and a half consistently. this is insulting.

an hour later...


	it takes me way longer to make drinks -- some people even left the line! and the damn thing is so awkward that i've spilled two shots now.


	but at least the few drinks you have sold are the same size. corporate will be pleased.


	corporate won't be pleased when i mail them a jigger and tell them where they can put it.

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