i make no sense by mykel5-09-01 www.onestarleft.com jesus save me! i liek porn i am saved! i liek anal sex you're a hobo. i liek pie.
i eat nuts by mykel5-09-01 i was in the nes classic t&c surf. i eat nuts i am a flame i still eat nuts i liek nuts
Stupid stick man. by mykel5-09-01 thinking is a bitch sometmes. ................... He's serious this time!! i'm going to do it this time can i eat you when you're dead? ouch.. why do i do this to myself why?? owwwe FOOD!!!!!!
Too be continued... by mykel5-09-01 i am in the trash! so? want a cookie? i do not liek you asian girl! the humpty dance is your chance to do the hump bye bye damn... playa hataz
Magic fingers by mykel5-09-01 i am a scientist!! why is he talking to me? i have magic fingers keep your "magic fingers" away from me perv. . you're now an ugly asian girl! oh no! now i'm going to get raped and beaten!
Bloody hell. by mykel5-09-01 It'll just keep ringing.... RING RING who could be calling at this hour? I told you so.. RING RING fucking christ RING RING ........
Hide 'n Stink by mykel5-09-01 hello forst animal! Sure, why not. can you stick me in your ass? stop moving so much.
Uncle Bob's da Pimpsta by mykel5-09-01 Uncle Bob gave me Herpes. Go talk to him Uncle Bob We need to talk. Suck me baby mmmmungfuf mmnnn mmm that's what i thought bitch
Unf unf unf by mykel5-09-01 mr.jesus is a cum guzzler i died for your sins. no you didn't bitch .............. you died cuz you swallowed too much. I hate it when you're right fag
head by mykel5-09-01 i am so sexy i don't think so. will you give me head? yes. that's the spot Mggmmgmmmmmunf
fistagraph by mykel5-09-01 give me your lucky charms never! i am an elf i am santa claus we're asian my anal is leaking strang glowing ooze.
Numbers are our friends. by mykel5-09-01 MATH RULEZ!!#1$ I like oral sex MATH RULEZ!!#1$ ...... MATH RULEZ!!#1$
Argument. by mykel5-09-01 why did you leave asia? i am an indian fucker no you're not, it says "asiangirl2" fucking idiots. so how about another orgy? okay.
----------ZERO-------- by mykel5-09-01 BAWK Animal Sex! NAWT I'm gay anyway Whatever. HAHAHAHAHA CORN IN MY POOP!
it'll never stop. by mykel5-09-01 uh.. my tv's on fire. AHH YOU FUCKER!! oh! the phone.. it's ringing.. I wonder how long its been goign at it? RING RING OBEY Hello?
Silly Asian by mykel5-09-01 ahh asian girl! Or else what? give me your rice bitch or ELSE BURN IN HELL!
2 Live Crew by mykel5-09-01 i'm naked under these cloths sweet, sweet asian ass. oh god... somebody say HEYYYYYY we want some pussy! and i thought everyone loved Luke.
Stupid Dream by mykel5-09-01 hi. get out of my dreams!! what's your problem? FUCK YOU Fine be that way bitch I'm lonely
Crazy Redneck by mykel5-09-01 I d00d, you suck i will eat your flesh! suck my cock Mhnnhhnmmam wow, you do suck.
Bill Nye, The Science Guy! by mykel5-09-01 Today we will be inserted into someone's rectum! You see those lines? Saucy!
Why do they let me do this? by mykel5-09-01 I am ev0l!!!! i am asian!!!! you win... give me rice! suck my robotic wang! kay.
I wonder why i'm not banned yet. by mykel5-09-01 it burns when i lay eggs i don't care. my anus is on fire i don't care. i feel like chicken tonight neat
indie sux by mykel5-09-01 i got the new cat power cd. cat power sucks cat power are the kings of indie rock. did you kinow that all indie rocker's are gay? yea? so what's your point?
Canadian law: No Pants Shall Be Worn After 4PM. by mykel5-09-01 Missing Pants. I have no pants.. I've noticed uh.. You're not wearing any pants.. canadians are strange creatures.
Confusion [Part 1] by mykel5-09-01 So are we still on for tonight? No we are not Myke, I hate you. What the fuck did I do? i hope you're joking. damn... I knew I shouldn't og worn her under wear I can't beleive he left the toliet seat up.
Confusion [Part 2] by mykel5-09-01 I'm sorry for wearing your panties. It wont happen again, I swear. What.. Are.. You.. Talking... About? Ummm uuuhhh, I ment the dog keeps eatting your panties. We don't have a dog... ................ Is that my bra in your poctekt?
Weak Humor by mykel5-09-01 My Chinese Me play joke me go pee pee in your coke. it says here that you're jewish.
I al a loser [Part 2] by mykel5-09-01 i've got to have at least one friend. shut up homo i am your friend nope, still no friends.
Love Letter I think Not. by mykel5-09-01 Dear; Mykel I miss you so much.... ....I have met another man, so this is good bye... *GASP*
The internet hates me. by mykel5-09-01 Breaking up sucks. I am going to write her an e-mail. Dear, Sally. I wish that I could strangle you, I knew you were cheating on me before you moved away for college. Breaking up sucks. ABORT LETETR DO NO SEND!!! No, you fucker I'm going to ruin your life ONCE again.