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by mykel
5-09-01
www.onestarleft.com
jesus save me!
i liek porn
i am saved!
i liek anal sex
you're a hobo.
i liek pie.

 

by mykel
5-09-01
i was in the nes classic t&c surf.
i eat nuts
i am a flame
i still eat nuts
i liek nuts

 

by mykel
5-09-01
lets have a lesbian orgy.
kay.

 

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by mykel
5-09-01
2 dollaz
um.. no
my butt hurts
i don't liek you.
w00t
anal sex is fun!

 

by mykel
5-09-01
thinking is a bitch sometmes.
...................
He's serious this time!!
i'm going to do it this time
can i eat you when you're dead?
ouch.. why do i do this to myself why?? owwwe
FOOD!!!!!!

 

by mykel
5-09-01
i am in the trash!
so? want a cookie?
i do not liek you asian girl!
the humpty dance is your chance to do the hump
bye bye
damn... playa hataz

 

by mykel
5-09-01
i am a scientist!!
why is he talking to me?
i have magic fingers
keep your "magic fingers" away from me perv. .
you're now an ugly asian girl!
oh no! now i'm going to get raped and beaten!

 

by mykel
5-09-01
It'll just keep ringing....
RING RING
who could be calling at this hour?
I told you so..
RING RING
fucking christ
RING RING
........

 

by mykel
5-09-01
hello forst animal!
Sure, why not.
can you stick me in your ass?
stop moving so much.

 

by mykel
5-09-01
Uncle Bob gave me Herpes.
Go talk to him
Uncle Bob We need to talk.
Suck me baby
mmmmungfuf mmnnn mmm
that's what i thought bitch

 

by mykel
5-09-01
mr.jesus is a cum guzzler
i died for your sins.
no you didn't bitch
..............
you died cuz you swallowed too much.
I hate it when you're right
fag

 

by mykel
5-09-01
i am so sexy
i don't think so.
will you give me head?
yes.
that's the spot
Mggmmgmmmmmunf

 

by mykel
5-09-01
give me your lucky charms
never!
i am an elf
i am santa claus
we're asian
my anal is leaking strang glowing ooze.

 

by mykel
5-09-01
fuck.
agreed.

 

by mykel
5-09-01
MATH RULEZ!!#1$
I like oral sex
MATH RULEZ!!#1$
......
MATH RULEZ!!#1$

 

by mykel
5-09-01
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sex

 

by mykel
5-09-01
why did you leave asia?
i am an indian fucker
no you're not, it says "asiangirl2"
fucking idiots.
so how about another orgy?
okay.

 

by mykel
5-09-01
you may already be a winner
you've been chosen to be...
i hate mail

 

by mykel
5-09-01
crack.. need crack
crack.. need crack
crack.. need crack

 

by mykel
5-09-01
BAWK
Animal Sex!
NAWT
I'm gay anyway
Whatever.
HAHAHAHAHA
CORN IN MY POOP!

 

by mykel
5-09-01
It's still ringing...
RING RING
just pick it up damn it!
RING RING
OBEY

 

by mykel
5-09-01
uh.. my tv's on fire.
AHH YOU FUCKER!!
oh! the phone.. it's ringing.. I wonder how long its been goign at it?
RING RING
OBEY
Hello?

 

by mykel
5-09-01
ahh asian girl!
Or else what?
give me your rice bitch or ELSE
BURN IN HELL!

 

by mykel
5-09-01
Not this shit again.
Oh look a scene!
Not this shit again.
i hate you.

 

by mykel
5-09-01
i'm naked under these cloths
sweet, sweet asian ass.
oh god...
somebody say HEYYYYYY we want some pussy!
and i thought everyone loved Luke.

 

by mykel
5-09-01
i have swamp ass

 

by mykel
5-09-01
hi.
get out of my dreams!!
what's your problem?
FUCK YOU
Fine be that way bitch
I'm lonely

 

by mykel
5-09-01
I
d00d, you suck
i will eat your flesh!
suck my cock
Mhnnhhnmmam
wow, you do suck.

 

by mykel
5-09-01
Today we will be inserted into someone's rectum!
You see those lines?
Saucy!

 

by mykel
5-09-01
I am ev0l!!!!
i am asian!!!!
you win...
give me rice!
suck my robotic wang!
kay.

 

by mykel
5-09-01
you've done it now Jesus.
oh fuck me in the nail holes

 

by mykel
5-09-01
lilcowpoke.com
you're gay
lilcowpoke.com
lilcowpoke.com

 

by mykel
5-09-01
it burns when i lay eggs
i don't care.
my anus is on fire
i don't care.
i feel like chicken tonight
neat

 

by mykel
5-09-01
TALLY HO!
TALLY HO!
TALLY HO!
tonight we dance!

 

by mykel
5-09-01
i got the new cat power cd.
cat power sucks
cat power are the kings of indie rock.
did you kinow that all indie rocker's are gay?
yea? so what's your point?

 

by mykel
5-09-01
OBEY
Ummm....
OBEY
ya knwo what i'm going to leave now.
I said Obey damn it

 

by mykel
5-09-01
BLEEEP
BLEEP
so now what?
Fucked if I know.

 

by mykel
5-09-01
Missing Pants.
I have no pants..
I've noticed
uh.. You're not wearing any pants..
canadians are strange creatures.

 

by mykel
5-09-01
i have a penis
no kidding?

 

by mykel
5-09-01
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i liek pron

 

by mykel
5-09-01
So are we still on for tonight?
No we are not Myke, I hate you.
What the fuck did I do?
i hope you're joking.
damn... I knew I shouldn't og worn her under wear
I can't beleive he left the toliet seat up.

 

by mykel
5-09-01
I'm sorry for wearing your panties. It wont happen again, I swear.
What.. Are.. You.. Talking... About?
Ummm uuuhhh, I ment the dog keeps eatting your panties.
We don't have a dog...
................
Is that my bra in your poctekt?

 

by mykel
5-09-01
My Chinese
Me play joke
me go pee pee in your coke.
it says here that you're jewish.

 

by mykel
5-09-01
i am emo.
wait, no i'm not.
what am i?

 

by mykel
5-09-01
I need a new diaper
This one's full.
Jesus gets no play.

 

by mykel
5-09-01
hmm....
uuhh....
I knew it, I have no friends.

 

by mykel
5-09-01
i've got to have at least one friend.
shut up homo
i am your friend
nope, still no friends.

 

by mykel
5-09-01
arrr matey
sicko

 

by mykel
5-09-01
Dear; Mykel I miss you so much....
....I have met another man, so this is good bye...
*GASP*

 

by mykel
5-09-01
Breaking up sucks.
I am going to write her an e-mail.
Dear, Sally. I wish that I could strangle you, I knew you were cheating on me before you moved away for college.
Breaking up sucks.
ABORT LETETR DO NO SEND!!!
No, you fucker I'm going to ruin your life ONCE again.

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