All comics by nagikama

 

by nagikama
12-18-05
after the zombie attack...
i'm Zain, and thats my brother. he's a little paranoid...
*muffled* i'm not paranoid! ya little *muffled* if i could get outta this suit i'd *muffled*
in the barracided church.
ya better get ready, i think i hear some infected coming along down the hall.
danger! danger, will robinso-...where am i? HOW THE HELL I GET HERE!?
may i ask, why you are here?
what? who are you? there's infected out there! i'm hiding!

 

by nagikama
12-18-05
*crys*
what's wrong Kael?
everyone calls me a dark elf, i'm a drow, lolth damn it!
aww, you wanna go destroy all the fey? lets go destroy all the fey..
this just in! two single drow, have taken out four fey races in a mere 14 hours!
Make it 5! *Snaps news guy's neck* MUHAHAAHAHAHAH muahahahahahah!!!

 

by nagikama
12-18-05
Xhi ssinngg Kala!
you what me?
i said i love you.
i thought there was no word for love in drow.
well there isn't, Ssinngg means physcial lust, or selfish greed.
....thats a little creepy....*walks away*

 

by nagikama
12-18-05
how drow watch TV!
*crackle* *crackle* *burn* *pop*
woah! i love this show!
Hey! take out the-
SHUT THE HELL UP! I"M WATCHING TV!
oh my lolth! crackle crackle burn pop! i love that show!

 

by nagikama
12-18-05
OK ya drow! lets take this ole' school!
ole' school? if you went to school, why do you talk like that?
because i have a very small penis, so i make up for i t by beating the crap outta you!
haha! i think i'll recontruct your body now.
come back here! i'll get your shoes dirty! muahah!
not this time, you moron.

 

by nagikama
12-18-05
Kael fled to scotland because he killed that black guy!
welcom' tu' scotland!
Scotland eh? what is that? some kind of dish soap?
nye' it's a country!
No freaking way! i gotta look that up!
i gotta get home to check out that scotland threoy!

 

by nagikama
12-18-05
When Kael got home!
hello sir, are you the owner of this house?
Yeah, what the crap are you doing in my house?
A body was discovered in your home, and we need to ask you some questions.
no way! i hid that guy so well, i fergot where i put him!
umm, where did you find the body?
right on the floor, like the guy didn't even want to hide it.

 

by nagikama
12-19-05
I'm innnocent
sure, that's what they all say.
then how do you know if they are innocent or not?
umm.....we......umm......SHUT UP! *runs away*
how did a woman get placed in the same cell as a man?
what's your name?
...on second thought, i think i like it here.

 

by nagikama
12-19-05
so, you wanna do somthing? somthing like-
-your free to go.
what? no!
yup, now get out! *Drags Xhen outside*

 

by nagikama
12-20-05
holy crap a mind flayer!
i'm not a mind flayer, i'm cthulhu, you moron!
a mormon? but i'm from earth! sorta...

 

by nagikama
12-20-05
your under arrest!
under what charges?
i dunno, i just like arresting stuff, i've already got two lamp posts on deathrow!

 

by nagikama
12-20-05
your under arrest!
under what charges?
i dunno, i just like arresting stuff, i've already got two lamp posts on deathrow!

 

so.....your back....
umm...yeah....
by nagikama, 12-22-05

 

by nagikama
12-22-05
hey computer of all knowing, i have a question.
what is it mortal?
how the hell did i get out of jail?
notta clue!

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