Never underestimate the power of a well placed poke by nakederic4-09-01 Welcome to the Matrix, what do you need? How about some weapons? PING! And what am I suppose to do with this? BEWARE! Finger pokey! *poke poke*
PURE FEAR INCARNATE! by nakederic4-09-01 Zzzz I am your darkest fears! Come to haunt you while you sleep! Zzz-What? My darkest fears! Oh no! BEHOLD! Um... I'd like to see you summon pure fear! It's harder than it looks!
PURE FEAR INCARNATE 2 by nakederic4-09-01 BEHOLD I AM PURE FEAR! Zzzz *POOF!* *awaken* BEHOLD I AM PURE FEAR! BOOGITY BOOGITY BOO! BLAH BLAH! BOOOO! BOOGITY!
PURE FEAR INCARNATE 3 by nakederic4-09-01 BEHOLD I AM PURE FEAR! Do tell... I HAVE FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHAT IT IS THAT YOU ARE TRULY AFRAID OF! BEHOLD Hmmm, not so much scared as i am turned on... C'mere you... Eeek!
Wonder Twins Save The Town! by nakederic4-11-01 We join the Wonder Twins, Jayna and Zan at the town nuclear power plant OH NO! Zan! The plant is about to explode! Quick! Let's save the day! WONDER TWIN POWERS ACTIVATE! I'll become a three toed sloth! And I'll become a pair of ice ear rings! It turns out the Wonder Twins are really fucking stupid and the town explodes. KABANG-A-BOOM! EXPLODEY!
Wonder Twins Save The Town! by nakederic4-11-01 We join the Wonder Twins, Jayna and Zan at the town nuclear power plant OH NO! Zan! The plant is about to explode! Quick! Let's save the day, Jayna! WONDER TWIN POWERS ACTIVATE! I'll become a three toed sloth! And I'll become a pair of ice ear rings! It turns out the Wonder Twins are really fucking stupid and the town explodes. KABANG-A-BOOM! EXPLODEY!
The Wonder Twins in: The Jewel Heist! by nakederic4-11-01 We join the Wonder Twins as try and put an end to a jewelry store heist. WONDER TWIN POWERS ACTIVATE! I'll form BRAD PITT! And I'll form ICE MICROPHONE! Jayna busts free style. Open tha door 'n get on the floor, the W Twins be comin' back fo' mo'! Word! The Next Day. So what happened next? Well, then I shot them both in the head and used their bodies to fuel my space ship.
The Wonder Twins in: Trouble in Palestine by nakederic4-12-01 We join Jayna and Zan as they help end war in Palestine. WONDER TWIN POWERS ACTIVATE! I'll form Water Phone And I'll form Jayna! HAY! You can't change into yourself! Where are you going? I need you to in order to change back! Screw you! I've been trying to find a way out of this for years, I'm outtie! 5 hours later and 400 miles away in a discoteque. Say, aren't you Jayna from the Wonder Twins? Sure am, now, buy me some drinks and you can watch me turn into a raging-slut.
Forgive me father, for I ROCK WITH THE LORD! by nakederic4-13-01 Wow! You're the coolest, Ricardo! You're new nose ring is so bad ass! I know I am. You think that's bad ass? Huh, what? That's my boy! Check out this shit! Bested by the Lord again!