All comics by newageseer

 

by newageseer
5-04-07
Life at the Blue Duck
Rob,I can't take it anymore.
I'm so cool and cerebral everyone comes to me for advice.
Life at the Blue Duck
Do everything I say. NOW.
I can't take it anymore.
Ben's alter ego
I'm so cool I don't need to work, I will just be a rock star!
Please don't yell into me, your voice makes me cringe.

 

by newageseer
5-04-07
Life in my home.
Ok, you be good SadieMae. Don't bother the cats.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm gonna chew a cat.
Mom said for you to be good.
You look tasty. Can I nibble your tail?
Ummm NO.
AUGH

 

by newageseer
8-29-07
Brainwashed beyond the ability to think for themselves, everywhere is a happy place until they are threatened by a non-believer.
surely you don't actually believe in witchcraft?
Of course I do. I am a witch. I believe in the God and Goddess.
The Lord will smite you down. You must repent for your evil ways and put no other before the Lord, our God.
Here we go again!
Pray with me now.
Tell ya what, its YOUR God and YOUR rules, so YOU go burn in hell, m'kay?

 

by newageseer
8-29-07
tell me, do those heathen Pagans sacrifice a lot of you?
baaa
Would that book have been.. the BIBLE??? Oh wait, that was the CHRISTIANS...
I am sure they do. I have read all about that and watched it on movies.
I have it on good authority that those Heathen Pagans sacrifice poor animals and practice animal cruelty.

 

by newageseer
8-29-07
I never told you to say that!
Yes you did, you spoke directly through me!
Jesus, have you been practicing your ventriloquism again?
Yeah but don't tell dad. I have those stupid humans believing all sorts of shit!

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