All comics by nickywirestolemydyso

 

chantelle is confused by her lingering feelings for her heroes and her inability to construct proper sentences
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh da blazin' squad iz sooooooooooooooo fit! they lyrics iz like sooooooooooo totally meningfool!!them iz soooooooooooo blingin' in hot!!! hee hee hee!!!
along comes trev, the local drug dealer come pimp, to cheer her up. due to a tragic accident involving a ford cortina, trev can only communicate using 'trendy' text speak
oi awright twevor!!! oh u iz sooooooooooooooooo totally fit!!! oh me purple pedal pushers iz ridin' up me crack! hee hee hee!! i iz sooooo excoited, i iz pissed meself!!!
thy iz smthn dff wrng wt u!! biatch! mthrfckr!!!! iz gt 2 go sel sme ger 2 kddies! by by me ho!!
as a result of a lethal combination of white lightning and hash, trev and chantelle combust......oh well! i think theres a lesson in there somewhere, hmmmmmmm?....

 

things aren't going so well for our manic hero...
we are the useless generation, the dumb flag scum, the culture sluts! we will envoke our own glory! we are of walking abortions! we still stand up and be counted!!
culure alienation boredom and despair! my wounds are a testiments to our everlasting struggles! we are stronger than mensa!! we will overcome u sluts!!
um yeah! can i have chips with that??!!

 

it seems that da bizkit are having some communication problems
but still they wait......and wait........and wait......and ,er, wait
ummmmmmmmmmm hello y'all! anyone there! am i late for the limp bizkit meet up??
boom! boom! thud!!! it seems that mr durst has finally disapreaed up his own fat arse!

 

two friends discuss the meaning of life....
oi awright dave mate! fancy a pint??!!
oi a canny the night tony, um gonna see the busted boys!!
oh so that why your in hell then??
wot the fuck are you on about? they write good tunes!!
oh hell the geezer with the bushy eye brows got a right tight arse on him, mind!!
aye he's got a backside you could get lost in....oh well, see ya later! mind, we've gotta play darts with hitler the morrow, he owes me a fiver! the tight git!!

 

poor ehren hasn't been his self lately...
hmmm christ i miss the pixies!! life hasn't been the same without songs about fuckin' aliens or your mom.... y'know there isn't enough fat dudes in music singin' spanish for no apparent reason
"oh man.....where is my mind?......WHERE IS MY MIND??!!
ah fuck this!! i'm off to buy some good charlotte cds!!!
oh well!! see u real soon then....

 

it seems the lights are on, but theres no one home....
finally, everything is right with the world!!
right! The Darkness are next!!....

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