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chantelle is confused by her lingering feelings for her heroes and her inability to construct proper sentences
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| ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh da blazin' squad iz sooooooooooooooo fit! they lyrics iz like sooooooooooo totally meningfool!!them iz soooooooooooo blingin' in hot!!! hee hee hee!!! | |
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along comes trev, the local drug dealer come pimp, to cheer her up. due to a tragic accident involving a ford cortina, trev can only communicate using 'trendy' text speak
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| oi awright twevor!!! oh u iz sooooooooooooooooo totally fit!!! oh me purple pedal pushers iz ridin' up me crack! hee hee hee!! i iz sooooo excoited, i iz pissed meself!!! | |
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| thy iz smthn dff wrng wt u!! biatch! mthrfckr!!!! iz gt 2 go sel sme ger 2 kddies! by by me ho!! | |
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as a result of a lethal combination of white lightning and hash, trev and chantelle combust......oh well! i think theres a lesson in there somewhere, hmmmmmmm?....
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