"Dirty Priest" by obsidianfaerie10-21-02 So, which peices will the choir be preforming today ? It's the same thing every week. I don't care anymore. I just want to go home and watch football. A "CRASH" echoes through the church as she slips off the stage Please, Father. Help me up. Don't move. Stay where you are. Why? I can see down your shirt.. hee hee hee
"Quick Thinking" by obsidianfaerie10-21-02 Hello Sonny, you're not protesting with the rest of the people behind me, are you? Ahw crap ! Maybe I can get out of this one without going to jail again... Well, are you? Ju, Uhhmm, Ahh, NO ! I can obviously see that you're lying. Come with me sonny. You're going with the rest of the protestors. CAN'T TAKE ME IN IF I'M ALREADY DEAD !.. Mwa haha
"Hey, Man" by obsidianfaerie10-21-02 Hey man, what's up? Not much. Ya wanna get high? Man, I don't know. I have an exam this afternoon. C'mon man. It's the best shit I've had in ages. No, Man, I better not. Thanks anyways. Damn college students. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO PAR'TAY ANYMORE. I'm going to go find some pussy...
dead-red by obsidianfaerie12-29-02 You could kill me you know... i know i could... ...please don't. no... i'm dead... nooo...
Britney (dumb) by obsidianfaerie12-29-02 "hit me baby one more time" I am a better britney spears impersenator ! Like hell you are! Hehe... showed you!
Nuts in Your Face by obsidianfaerie12-29-02 what's the point to living... *squeak squeak* seriously... i have nothing to live for anymore *squeak squeak* Oh, Oh, Woe is me !! Don't make me put my nuts in your face
Willie Nelson by obsidianfaerie12-29-02 ... And she took my Willie Nelson C.D's too ! well, that BITCH! -SIGHS- o just don't know what i'll do without Willie Nelson... Lead a decent life? .. as he hides the willie nelson C.D.'s he actually stole... Oh God I hate you. Yah? Well then.