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by omega
6-29-01
Um....hi
Me so horny me love you long time
Alrighty, are you sure?
YES!
Oh my
Me so horny me love you long time

 

by omega
6-29-01
Higher higher burning fire making music like a choir!
That was stupid! How could I come up with such crap?
I need to get the sand out of my vagina

 

by omega
6-29-01
Anirtak, why are you such a stupid whore?
5 Minutes Later
You were masturbating again, weren't you?
What makes you say that?

 

by omega
6-29-01
What are you up to Anirtak
Just sitting here at home, Leoj
I have to go, my mom just walked in

 

by omega
6-29-01
Hey, JC, what's up?
I got a bitty grape
It looks like a frozen nipple, yet I consumed it

 

by omega
6-29-01
Hey, JC, what's up?
I got a bitty grape
It looks like a frozen nipple, yet I consumed it

 

by omega
6-29-01
My fingers are sticky...
Um...
It's because I was eating grapes
Sure
What?
I was gonna say that's what happens when you masturbate, but then you'd hit me

 

by omega
6-29-01
Must....hold.....intestines...in...
Must....hold.....intestines...in...
What are you doing?
Wandering the labyrinth of my mind, juxtaposing my thoughts, creating a melee and brouhaha...
Um.....sure

 

by omega
6-29-01
Anirtak?
ANIRTAK!?
ANIRTAK!!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!!!
I said I'd be back in a second, dammit

 

by omega
6-29-01
Why am I here?
What is my purpose?
To be my whore....now go out and make me some damn money!
I hate you Leoj
What? What did I say?

 

by omega
6-29-01
BAM Just like that
But, I didn't do anything! Let me up!
Suck it! Hahaha, I beat yo ass!
What the hell are you doing?
Knocking them out like kids
But, they are

 

by omega
6-29-01
A Day In The Life Of Leoj
Very funny Anirtak...you do realize this is lame?

 

by omega
6-29-01
A Day In The Life Of Anirtak
What? You didn't ask what I did at night

 

by omega
6-29-01
I will now teach you to be perfect...
But first....
BOW DOWN TO ME!!

 

by omega
6-29-01
What happened?
I'm sorry
I couldn't control my flatulence

 

by omega
6-29-01
Deja vu
What does that mean?
Deja vu
What does that mean?
Deja vu
What does that mean?

 

by omega
6-29-01
Listen up everyone, I need another dancer for this...
I can!
Pick me!
I wonder...
ME DAMMIT!

 

by omega
6-29-01
Do a little dance ugh ugh yeah
Anirtak? Why are you so happy?
I was just pretending...you screwed it up, damn you
Sorry *Rips off your face

 

by omega
6-29-01
Sometimes I feel completely alone
Even in the middle of a crowd

 

by omega
6-29-01
Jesus is drunk...
Hey there, sexy chick
What the hell?
Jesus is horny...
Hey there, sexy chick
Riiiiight
But not too horny...
Oh....my.....dad
Hi I'm Heather...

 

by omega
6-29-01
Hey dad, can I go to Randy's house to play?
Sure, I'll visit his dad while we're there.
Later...
Hey Randy....wanna get high?
No, dude, that's just wrong...
Hey Dog, wanna get high?
Sure...lemme go grab my bong...

 

by omega
6-30-01
I was walking last night and this guy pulled over and was naked and playing with himself, so I laughed and ran away...
LOL That's sick
2 minutes later
So.....how wet did you get?
And he wonders why I'm crazy
Anirtak?

 

by omega
6-30-01
No seriously, it happened, so I ran away...
You wish you were there, with Jay and Chris and the naked bum....orgy
What the fuck are we talking about?
What about your mom? She was having an orgy with the bum
And I thought Leoj was the sick fucker...
What?

 

by omega
6-30-01
JIM MORRISON eeeeee
You need to stop looking at cd covers
TWIGGY! eeeeee
You need to stop looking at Marilyn Manson pictures
What a freak
What a freak

 

by omega
6-30-01
I can't get happy....
I need to get happy...
Think of Twiggy Ramirez and Jim Morrison
Not even that is helping
Want some more Zoloft?

 

by omega
8-05-01
I was wondering...
What?
How would one go about committing Rock And Roll Suicide?
You listen to too much David Bowie

 

by omega
8-27-01
It's been awhile...
Don't even...
Since I can say that I wasn't addicted...
Damn you for singing.

 

by omega
8-27-01
Where the hell have YOU been! You're 3 minutes late!
Hey mom, I'm...
And you're in trouble for...
*sigh
BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!
It's always nice coming home.

 

by omega
8-27-01
I love being alone
I can think and not be bothered...
Katrina!
Every fucking time.

 

by omega
8-27-01
Leoj, I want to say something...
Anirtak?
I'm going. I hate talking with you at the moment. I'll see you later.
I think it's important...
All I wanted to say was....goodbye

 

by omega
8-28-01
JC is pissed...
How goes it?
I'm gonna kill him!
Why now?
He's too pure!
Just grap him and hump him
I love how you think

 

by omega
8-28-01
So, Jc...
Accept messages 1.2.3.
Hold on JC...Yes?
Wanna have sex?....I like your site, and I'm bored...Why do you like abortions? I love my 3 week old baby...
Damn these 21 and 15 year olds! JC, can you help?
I want unwanted IM's!

 

by omega
8-30-01
Wow
What is it?
I've found the meaning of life.
And you aren't sharing?

 

by omega
8-31-01
Why? Why, Katrina?
I'm not exactly sure
Well, we'll get you some pills. That should make everything alright.
Oh yeah. The pills always make it alright.

 

by omega
8-31-01
I like grapes.
I like to eat little children! Well, pizza.
I eat guns. Maybe one day I will load one....
ANIRTAK!

 

by omega
9-26-01
*sigh
Hey Anirtak, I know what's wrong.
What is it?
Here, meet your other personality...
Um, hi?
Don't quiver there! Do as I say, bitch!

 

by omega
9-29-01
So, you're my other personality, or something?
Yes sir
Hey, I say that!
Haven't you been paying attention?
Um, no?
*sigh. How is it I'm sexy AND attentive?

 

by omega
9-29-01
I would like to make one point clear...
Even though I am portrayed by male comics, I am in reality female...
So.....
SURE she is....

 

by omega
11-25-01
The hospital...
Where am I? ZzZzZzZ
Then the mental ward...
*sigh
I'm Mrs. Donnovan. Evey half hour there will be therapy followed by...
Then home...
Wow, I feel the same as when I started...

 

by omega
11-25-01
Yeah, putting guns in your mouth is fun...
Dude, suck dick. I'd rather swallow that than a bullet.
Just like that one scene in The Crow!
Not again...
Fire it up, fire it up....
Dude, enough with The Crow references!

 

by omega
7-01-02
James....what are you doing?
Badda badda!
You've been watching Hamtaro again, huh?
Yeah.....wanna badda badda?
Always!
I'm happy no one knows our language....you cock addicted whore!

 

by omega
7-01-02
Wow, it's been a long time since I've updated my comics. Perhaps I should explain...
Well, after a failed suicide attempt, I've been putting my life back together.....
Damn bitch....tried to enter my secret club....HA
And, I also have James, my Exotic Love Bunny Princess to have wild monkey sex with.
Yay! I love my Bondage Teddy Bear Mistress!

 

by omega
7-05-02
*sigh
Hey babe, what's wrong?
I love you!
Am I supposed to be flattered of angry for that response?

 

by omega
7-22-03
hey beth...
yeah, anirtak?
you know those strange sounds coming from next door?
yeah?
i think i found the problem

 

by omega
7-22-03
Hey, you there...what are you doing?
me? umm.....
Yeah you, stoopid person
oh yeah? well, noodles!
that's it, i'm giving you a ticket
argg

 

by omega
5-17-04
James
I love you! Don't leave me, oh I'm so pathetic everyone does this to me gaaah!
Tony
Either way, I win. You stay with him and we wait, or you leave him and we don't. That and I have many a flogging tool.
Anirtak
ahh, the dillema. keep the boyfriend and fuckbuddy, or keep them both as fuckbuddies. or possible enemies. blerg.

 

by omega
5-17-04
thanks for inviting me...ooh, is that a rack?
Yes it is. And I have a shiny black and red whip. Care to join me?
2 Minutes Later
ooh, hit me again! ow, that hurts, do it again!
--whack--whack--WHACK
3 Hours Later
um, my ass is purple, but that really didn't hurt.
You FIEND! Noone outlasts my whippings! Blast!

 

by omega
5-17-04
After firmly tied...
ooh ooh, beat me, beat me!
No.
POP
Ha ha. Squirm.
you bastard.

 

by omega
5-17-04
What do you wanna do?
I have an idea...
Woot!
Bow down to my almighty Wang!

 

by omega
5-21-04
Stoned
Haha, they eat out. Get it?
*I vant to suck your blood...and your panties.*
Thinking...
Dude, a panties pirate would be awesome.
And Cervantez the Panties Pirate was born...
Argg, ye land lubber! Hand over yer panties!

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