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by omg_lol_roflmao
1-21-02
What are you up to?
Gettin' my Mad Libs(tm) on.
Aw sweet, Mad Libs(tm)! Can I play?
Nope.
GODDAMMIT!
Mmm-hmm.

 

by omg_lol_roflmao
1-21-02
Trailers for sale,
Or rent,
Rooms to let,
50 cents,
I'm a... man of means, by no means,
I KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by omg_lol_roflmao
1-21-02
Jerry, my daughter... oh, is it Jenny?... Well, Jerry, or Jenny, or whatever... my daughter is out of control... she be sleepin' with all these little mens.
Bitch, my shit's packed up!... I'm leavin' this house... you know I could just move in wit my boyfriends!
This is what I'm talkin' 'bout!... Now what is wrong with you?... What is wrong with you? I am your MOTHER!
Bitch, I even took YO man!
...OH NO, YOU DIDN'T! I'M-A BEAT YO' SCRAWNY LITTLE ASS!
Y'all just jealous 'cause I look GOOD!

 

by omg_lol_roflmao
1-21-02
Got me a ticket. For an aero-plane.
Don't have time to take a fast train?
Lonely days are gone.
You're... a-goin' home?
My baby wrote me a letter.
Soon, I will destroy the world!

 

by omg_lol_roflmao
1-21-02
Oh, criminy, would ya look at this?
I'm a paper clip! A paper clip, for Christ's sweet sake, and I'm floating in mid-air!
OMG WUOLD U PLZ STFU?!!?!?!?!? STFU!! STFU!! STFU!! STFU!! STFU!! STFU!! STFU!! STFU!! STFU!! STFU!!
What a world!
OMG POS lmaer

 

by omg_lol_roflmao
1-21-02
The... uh... the script says I'm supposed to hit you in the face with this banana cream pie.
I wouldn't.
An angry, angry young man.

 

by omg_lol_roflmao
1-21-02
What's in that little bag of yours, old man? Hmmmmmmmmm?
Nothing. It's nothing, really.
Oh, "nothing," is it? Hmmm, is it "nothing," really "nothing"?
Yes, it's nothing, it's just... oh, ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!
GODDAMMIT!

 

by omg_lol_roflmao
1-26-02
Now just pump ya fists in the air! And waves em like ya just don't care! All y'all suckas stop the hatin', and start the celebratin'! We gettin' our party on!!
Pump it, jump it, shake ya rump it! We gettin' all kinds of busy up in here! Let me hear it from y'all in the back row! Back row, what? Back row, what? Let me hear ya scream! Scream!

 

by omg_lol_roflmao
1-27-02
You want to tell them? You can tell them. I mean, it might be funnier if they heard it from you.

 

by omg_lol_roflmao
1-29-02
Know what? I been thinking, lately. Like, about how all this crazy shit always happens.
I mean, should all this crap really be happening? What are we even doing here, in the first place?
Dude?

 

by omg_lol_roflmao
1-29-02
And he was all like... you fucking what I mean? Fucking RIGHT THERE, dude!
Holy fucking shit! I don't fucking believe that fucker! Dude, that's like, that's totally fucked up.
DUDE! I fucking know! And fucking, he's all, like, fucking...
Wait, you're talking about the thing, right? The one fucking thing?... Or is it the other thing?
Uh... fucking... uh, I don't really remember... the fucking... wait, was it...?
Oh fucking whatever, dude. Whatever. Let's just go fucking do the... you know, fucking... fucking whatever.

 

by omg_lol_roflmao
1-29-02
Yo, whassup, daaaaaawwwwwg?
Gettin' my sad on.
Uh, awkward moment, here...

 

by omg_lol_roflmao
1-29-02
Hey you! Yeah, YOU! You think you can handle this excitement?!?!?
Well, I got news for you, tough guy! Denny's has four all-new home-cooked breakfast platters!
With two sausage, hashbrows, two slices of bacon, and eggs any way you want 'em. YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!??!
That's right, Mr. Big Shot! Served all day every day, for the low, low price of only $5.99 (plus applicable state and local tax).
YOU THINK YOU'RE UP TO IT?!?!?!?! DO YA?!?!?! DO YA?!?!?!?!
I don't think your baseball cap is on backwards enough!!!

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