First Impressions by onion2k1-15-01 What the hell is that? That looks like a pink donkey! That beard is fucked up.
Spy break. by onion2k1-15-01 Moscow is so cold in the spring. Are we discussing holidays here? You're not an international KGB operative?
Confusion 3 by onion2k1-16-01 ... ... ... I am. I think. Therefore. ... ... ... I am. Therefore I think. I think. ... ... ... Philosophy is hard when you're a donkey.
Confusion 4 by onion2k1-16-01 ... ... ... I'm a donkey. ... ... ... I'm a pink donkey. ... ... ... wtf?
Confusion 6 by onion2k1-16-01 ... ... ... That new internet thing is amazing. Endless knowledge. ... ... ... A world of distributed information. Everything on every subject. ... ... ... And plenty of porn.
Confusion 7 by onion2k1-16-01 ... ... ... I am the true personification of a single universal constant living as one in harmony with God. ... ... ... ... ... ... No. Actually I'm a pink donkey.
Confusion 10 by onion2k1-16-01 ... ... ... I'm plotting to take over the world. ... ... ... No. The universe. ... ... ... I'm starting with... the kitchen.
Confusion 12 by onion2k1-16-01 ... ... ... Je suis un petit âne rose. ... ... ... Thats French. ... ... ... And its true.
Confusion 13 by onion2k1-16-01 ... ... ... Today I defrosted the freezer while I was butt naked. ... ... ... It was a truely liberating experience. ... ... ... Got fired from Tescos though.
Confusion 14 by onion2k1-16-01 ... ... ... These Lowpass cartoons are really easy to make. ... ... ... Easy like a taking a young Parisian prostitute roughly from behind. ... ... ... Not that I'd know or anything.
Geoff goes a-hiding. by onion2k1-16-01 ... ... ... What is that? ... ... ... I dunno. Geoffs cunning 'Black hole' disguise worked like a charm.
Confusion 15 by onion2k1-16-01 ... ... ... Theres a whole world that is invisible to the naked eye. ... ... ... ... ... ... The invisible world of scary skeletons.
Confusion 16 by onion2k1-18-01 ... ... ... They say life is just one big joke. ... ... ... ... ... ... I don't get it.
Confusion 17 by onion2k1-18-01 ... ... ... My girlfriend said I must choose between my comics or her. ... ... ... ... ... ... Pleanty more fish in the sea.
Confusion 18 by onion2k1-18-01 ... ... ... Why did the donkey cross the road? ... ... ... ... ... ... To get my nuke.
Confusion 20 by onion2k1-22-01 ... ... ... Its Monday morning. ... ... ... Monday? Morning? ... ... ... Never knew it existed.
Confusion 21 by onion2k1-22-01 ... ... ... Today they proved that the Universe is expanding, and the matter is just energy. ... ... ... They found a cure for disease, and invented a pollution free transport device. ... ... ... And it ain't even lunchtime yet.
Confusion 23 by onion2k1-22-01 ... ... ... I've been watching the television. ... ... ... ... ... ... I think its watching me too.
Confusion 24 by onion2k1-24-01 ... ... ... In the early 90s I was into grunge, drugs and sex. ... ... ... ... ... ... I keep thinking I'm a pink donkey.
Confusion 25 by onion2k1-30-01 ... ... ... They told me I could be anything I want. ... ... ... ... ... ... They never suspected my pink donkey fetish.
Confusion 26 by onion2k1-30-01 ... ... ... Last night my girlfriend said I was an evil and horrible monter. ... ... ... She said I treated her badly and that she was leaving me. ... ... ... No more mister nice guy for her then.