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by orf
7-21-01
ROAR! I AM PERSUTER THE CTHULHU. PLEASE FEEL MY WRATH
*** You were kicked by FlyingAttackPorcupine (no TALKING in #hostileintent)
WTF, how did I get here? AND I WAS BEATING, you interuppted me! !k Persuter don't interupt me while I beat
ROAR! DID YOU SAY BEATING?????? OMG PLZKTHX
ahh! help me hitler!
I r rgr that. ROAR, I AM PERSUTER THE CTHULHU. PLEASE FEEL MY GAY PRIDE WRAH! MUAHAHAH

 

by orf
7-21-01
OMG I R PERSUTER TEH CTHULHU PLZKTHX. I PLAY SHADE ALPHA NOW. (I like deiter he r teh sexy bitch thx)
"Hello. I am Deiter. Welcome to Shade, Persuter. please enjoy the game. Rules to play: no kids, no pregnant women, and no gays"
OMG WHAT NO GAYS? WHO CODED THAT IN PLZKTHX. YOU SHALL DIE RGR THAT.
AHHH!
OMG YOU DIED PLZKTHX
yo, I'm orf. I pw33n you so hard, I pwn you. I pwn deiter, and deiter's mother, and YOUR mother.

 

by orf
7-21-01
hi donovan
oh hi
WTF?!?!?
HELP ME! I R LIKKEH. I FELL IN TEH GARBAGE CAN AND I CAN'T GET UP. HLAPPPPPPPPP ORF
this makes no sense.
wut helo my name is spin

 

by orf
7-21-01
...
poop

 

by orf
7-21-01
OMG I R TEH BAAL I R PWN YOU
OMG I R DONOVAN AND I R HAVE TEH HORADRIC MALUS
OH YEAH? WELL YOUR PUNY LITAL HAMMER CAN'T HURT TEH GREAT BAAL PLZKTHX
OMG YES IT CAN WATCH PLZ
sigh... that's just pitiful
ow

 

by orf
7-21-01
hi donovan
bzzt
stupid orgasm
WTF
hi nate
wut yo. I pwn you. and yo' mom. and yo' daddy. and yo' boyfriend. and yo' motha

 

by orf
7-21-01
hi diana, nice to finally be here at your house..
yeah, no problem donovan.
so, this is your room... quite.... umm.. interesting
yeah, thanks. I told you it was a pit
so umm... wanna screw?
bye

 

by orf
7-21-01
Hi! we're representing the Korean Diablo 2 Players Union! We'd like to say a few words
(^)_(^)
We would like to say that we're like every other Diablo 2 player, and we should have rights in the other realms. We love Americans, and we'd like to unf them
^-^ #@#@#
AHHHH!!
MUAHAHAH! I KILLED HER! AMERICANS WIN! Gabe got his undercover on! w00t w00t

 

by orf
7-21-01
Hi! my name is Aylar! I'm a little indian girl who likes to hack
unf
We'll meet one of my favorite hacking subjects, ORF
wtf
orf is fun to hack, but it's not as fun as being FAP's bitch!
come on ho, smack my bitch up

 

by orf
8-17-01
Hello everyone, welcome to our no meaning comic. my name is chickenface
helo, I am a fart
today, we will meet two of the ex-staff members of Shade. this is BazookaJoe. hi Joe
sup. I'm BJ, I rip sounds, and I don't know how to use DOS. I got fired because I'm a lazy POS who can't beat properly
The conclusion of this: THIS MAKES NO SENSE
finally, we will meet ORF. orf is a nice man, and officially, he wasn't a staff member, but spin fired him anyway
hi

 

by orf
8-17-01
hi! I'm penguin. I'm going to take you through a tour of the Shade development building. Follow me. We will meet the only two people working currently; everyone is in teh bathroom beating
first, we will meet our web designer dude zeus. hi zeus
hi there p3ng. I apoligize, I lost my body in an "accident". my penis blew up after a long wait between beats (15 minutes), and I had no more use of my body
Never trust a building full of sex-crazed maniacs
next, we will talk to orf, our "morale" officer
hi there. I'm orf. I WANT EVERYONE TO VISIT www.hl-shade.com and say hi to me and the team! ...one second, I gotta go beat.

 

by orf
9-22-01
hey orf, this letter says that you're going to die.
wtf, I r invinicble! plz no death thx bye
alright, whatever. I'm pretty sure you're going to die.
but i r liek teh 1337 orflez. no one can defeat meh!
sigh, I told you.
hlepppp meh I r dying wtfff i r invinvible though! OMFG

 

by orf
9-22-01
hi i am denryu. i am a ugly suparstar with a bulging package
and here coems my siedkick spin
helo
umm, you're not spin.
no, but i'm a stoner with a cat. is that close enough?

 

by orf
10-03-01
* Necro cries for teh pr0n
lololololololol
* Necro cries for teh pr0n
lololololl
!k orf bye /me cries for teh pr0n
hlap

 

by orf
10-03-01
Today on ShadeTV, we will talk with Gimleh and he will talk to his best friends
har is orf my bestest friend thx
liek hi gimleh you asshoel
and har is spin my 2nd bestest friend D:
h8u gimleh
omgz /me runs it r my momz0r (hlep)
OMG COEM BACK HAR SONNY LET ME DONCE WITH YEEH HSHDHSHEHESHHEHE

 

by orf
10-03-01
wjattt!!!!!

 

by orf
10-03-01
herrow, me = orf. I shall donce around teh irc channal and see who r har
well it r gimleh!!!!
::(LOL!)::.
well har is z3us that h4xz0rz from teh penasvieel
liek hi
why helo penglez
5 dolla loev all night

 

by orf
10-03-01
hey i'm fl. I'm your bitch tonight.
omg hlep D:
muaahahaha
ahhhh D:
well maybe you'll be bettar
hlep

 

by orf
10-04-01
When you're a kid and ya wanna go, "Weee!" But you ain't got drugs yet.. You hold out for your life.. Hold onto your little gonads and strife
gonads and strife, gonads and strife, gonads and strife, gonads and strife, gonads and strife
gonads and strife, gonads and strife, gonads and strife,
gonads and strife, gonads and strife, gonads and strife,
gonads in the lightning, in the lightning, in the rain!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

by orf
10-04-01
helo orf
helo fuz
wtfux!!!!

 

by orf
10-04-01
OMG I GOT RED FACTION!!!! YUSSSSS!
it's going to work on your system, dude
fku donovan, it's going to work
omg hlepppp
OMG FAK IT DOESNT WORK WTFFFFF h8u

 

by orf
11-16-01
omg I r shingglez teh girl and I r pw33n yuo
omg you're a schoolgirl!!!
a jewish one
what!! a jewish schoolgirl. the Dell boy would be proud.
fku
omg upskirt!!!

 

by orf
11-20-01
OMG! I got Aliens Vs. Predator 2, swaheet
you're going to shit your pants to that game, dude. it's scary, really.
h8u donovan. I'm not a girl
OMG AHHHHHHH!
OMFG I JUST SHIT MY PANTS
boo

 

by orf
11-20-01
hey there, I'm Maxwell. I kind of look like Kurt Kobain, but the chicks dig me. This is my jewish friend Josh, or Lepermessiah.
Hey there Maxwell.
We're out here in the hot, mormon-inhabited Utah desert, trying to find some weed
Right.
So umm, where's the weed?
I don't think there's any weed out here, Maxwell.

 

by orf
11-20-01
We're back here in the Utah desert looking for weed. I ditched Leper because he wasn't useful. I hired DrDNA from Bermuda.
Like... wow man.
He's kind of a stoner. He's pretty good at finding weed in the desert though, so ORF said.
Yeah... weed is like, good man.
Is our friend Maxwell gone forever? ....
AHHH
Haha, the jew strikes again.

 

by orf
11-21-01
GRR I CANT GET WOLFENSTEIN TO BURN! FKK!!!!
beep.
hey donovan, what's going on mate?
can't get Wolfenstein to fuckin burn!
haet teh newbs
that's because you renamed the .bin to .iso, and tried to burn it in Nero.
shouldn't that work?

 

by orf
11-21-01
Sick, I want that.
Here is Nads' new brother, GONads! order some for $20.00 plus $250 shipping
Hey look dude, my GONads finally got in!
Wow, that's a pretty big package there, Donovan.
Ummmm, why does GONads sound like Gonads? OMFG, Nate, you fkar!
gonads and strife, gonads and strife, gonads and strife...

 

by orf
11-21-01
hey there nate
OMG IT'S HOWARD STERN! AND HE KNOWS MY NAME
uhh... it's Gimli.
NO! YOU'RE HOWARD STERN!!
I, Nathan, has no intention to liking Howard Stern. this is just a comic.
sigh, stupid drunks
OMG COME BACK HERE MR. STERN!!! I WANT YOUR ASS----ER YOUR AUTOGRAPH

 

by orf
11-21-01
wow, check out mah units, FL
hey, those are pretty nice, box... heheh
wow, check out mah units, Aly
.....
what?
...there's no hair

 

by orf
11-22-01
heh heh
goatse
dude, is that porn on the PC?
nope, it's um.... those chick Nazis from RTCW
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOATSE

 

by orf
11-22-01
helo donovan
helo spin
you know, goatse is pretty cool.
yeah, I know
I was kidding.
I loev it

 

by orf
11-23-01
thanks for listening to boxradio! here comes some Mudvayne, with Dig
Hello Evan, I've been watching you, and I want to eat your soul. fear me.
OMG it's satan! you are like, so cool! nice meeting you!
sigh.....
OMG can you autograph my soul? or get me an apartment with a succubi roomate? what about one of those Rammstein albums you have???

 

by orf
12-15-01
helo everyone, I am teh zeus, and i r in america!!!
helo
thsi si my faithful friend spin who lievs in america
wut
you aern't spin
noep, just a stonar with a cat

 

by orf
12-17-01
BEEJ
HOAR

 

by orf
1-31-02
I haet linux
spin i say u lewz it's that 486 of yours
D:~ usux orf
no u
D:~~ yoy
i craqed u spin

 

by orf
2-01-02
a few weeks ago...
I pone u spin, I have dod 2.0 and you don't!
so, I haev GTA3.
you can go to hell.
poned.

 

by orf
2-02-02
OMG I R TEH DEN CHEQ THAT WAQ SHIT!@*!*!* ~KB U SUX
den, take your pills assfaec!
OMG U SUX !KB YOY YOU SUX HAHAHAHA NOU OMG CHEQ IT
D:~
CRAQED!!!!
fux!

 

by orf
2-02-02
"West (orf): This netcode in OFP really sucks ass..."
"West (spin): I knoe!"
"West (orf): I think we should go play something on the Zone, I mean, I've had better pings there than here in OFP.
"West (spin): Zone ponez this, and I'm not kidding."
"West (orf): you sux, i was kidding llama. tiem tu die"
"West (spin): D:~~~ahhhh---" "orf killed spin with friendly fire"

 

by orf
2-22-02
orf meets up with a korean
hi orf
YOU'RE KOREAN!!!
yeah...
BUT YOU'RE KOREAN!!!
^_^
BLASPHEMY!!!!

 

by orf
2-22-02
crocodile hunter here with a special expedition for you mates..... watching the ex of z3us!!!
here she is.... watch her idle, looking for her mate... she looks fine, but she has a nasty secret, mate! let's try to sneak up on her....
LOOKS LIKE WE SNUCK UP TOO CLOSE!!! AHHHHHHHH She's transformed into her defense mode!!!!
RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

by orf
2-28-02
I'm writing a movie script.
it's about time we get a movie on analprobes and buttplugs.
No dude, it's about some guys and a chick and stuff
yeah. and those guys like to anal probe and butt plug her.
fine, it's the goatse movie
hell yeah.

 

by orf
3-02-02
look officer, that's not my pot. I mean, I'm a stick of nicotine! I get high on myself
Tell that to the judge, boy
What??? this will have to go to court?
Yes, I'm going to start a class-action lawsuit against you when I get back.
...It's because I'm a butt, isn't it?
No, I just want to have anal sex with you in your prison cell.

 

by orf
3-02-02
Hi. I'm Chris, and I have a problem
And what's your problem?
Well.... whenever I sleep with my girlfriend, I can never get it up. I try lubricants, porn, viagra, everything, nothing works
Ummmm... Chris....this is a meeting for retards...
uhh... uhhh... i like to uh... uhhhh......
hauhahhauahauhahaha

 

by orf
3-02-02
I can type with my head!!! WEEE 85t4r87i7y654r543
you're bored too, eh?
no....
oh? then what?
I've been playing C&C Renegade
no suprise there.

 

by orf
3-02-02
alright orf, I've decided to shave off my yellow facial hair.
WTF? why?
Well, my girlfriend finally shaved off her (natural) purple pubic hair, so I must get rid of my beard.
purple pubic hair? and it's natural??? wtf is she, an anime character?
Nope, it's z3us' ex.
ahhh, that explains it.

 

by orf
4-15-02
I hate. HATE this DVD player.
*Cannot play movie*
Your DVD player sucks? What movie it will it not play? Probably some gay porn movie...
No Chris, it won't playThirteen Days
.....Isn't that that movie that Ryan made about Tiff?
No, that's Thirteen Tons.

 

by orf
4-15-02
WEE I AM TEH DRUNK PHEL!!! DONCE!!!
...I thought you stopped drinking.
Did I say drink? I meant spank the monkey.
....

 

by orf
4-15-02
At the CPL... Under-18 Counter-Strike branch.
I R BUST YO AZZ FOO WIF MAH AWP AND 1337 MATURE SKILLS YO
HAXER HAXER HAXER
orf to the rescue
Hey, wtf, I'll be owning you, thank you very much. Goatse United will be taking over this place.
Goatse????
woot poned
Poned..
MOMMY THAT BIG MAN IS TALKING ABOUT THE SPREAD ANUS MAN!!!! WAA CRIE CRIE

 

by orf
6-12-02
Hi mazy.
OMG SLDMEVR!~~~~~OMGPLZ!~~~~~BST EVR!!!
....
OMG LIKE EVR~~~BSTEVR!!~~~":DDD
Yeah, it'll be seldom fucking ever you'll be saying seldom ever again.
OMG OW PLZ!!!GEEEEORFF

 

by orf
7-13-02
I changed to Mac because the FBI didn't search for child pornography on Mac's image format.
With Windows, my JPEG pictures of alter boys were easily found, but with Mac, it was a cinch to keep my child pornography secret from Windows backdoor viruses.
My name is Pablo, and I'm a pedophile priest.

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