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by panderboi
5-31-03
Rosario and Pander have a little talk...
Pander, why the heck am I dressed like this?
It's the perfect disguise. Who would ever suspect you would attack and attempt to destroy the Church of Blood?
...You're joking, right? That would be suicide.
No it won't. Besides, you're just a character. I can always make another one.
And that's why you never accept food from Rosario.
Wonder if anyone's up for some 'cherry' pie...

 

by panderboi
5-31-03
I can't believe there isn't another red-haired character. I have to keep wearing this stupid mask.
No you don't! You could look like me instead!
You know, suddenly I don't mind this mask so much...

 

by panderboi
5-31-03
You really shouldn't be so quick to dismiss me. It could be worse.
Oh yeah? Worse how?
Oh boy...

 

by panderboi
5-31-03
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Ok, that's it, I'm out of here.
Wait! I have something to tell you!

 

by panderboi
5-31-03
Make it quick.
Pat Buchanan is a Nazi pig f*****.
...
Where'd he go?

 

by panderboi
5-31-03
Can you delete these creepy characters wandering around?
Like you?
...
Don't make me get the scythe again.
Deleting.

 

by panderboi
5-31-03
While we're at it, I'm tired of wearing this stupid mask.
Ok...
And I'm tired of that stupid graveyard scene.
Fine.
When am I going to learn to keep my mouth shut?

 

by panderboi
5-31-03
This is just great... I'm lost.
Who're you?
My name is Firithhuinë, though I used to be called 'jizz stains'.
Sometimes, I think maybe there IS a God...

 

by panderboi
5-31-03
So... Firi... uh... I'll just call you Jizzy.
How ironic that the fascist campaign forcing others to use names from fantasy and mythology would then have to resort to a nickname derived from the name they originally opposed.
It's stupidity, really. I would expect better; you could at least call me Fading Darkness, F.D., or Gloom or something. At least something having to do with my new name. Instead, I'm just 'Jizzy'.
Gotcha.

 

by panderboi
5-31-03
And now for a brief interlude, we take you to the Ravenblack-blood group discussion board.
I hate you! Flame flame flame!
I hate you too! I'm gonna zero your ass!
Here is an exclusive peak into the Church of Blood War Room.
Now that we've defeated Ravenblack and have no more worthy opponents, what do we do?
Anyone up for Monopoly?
Hey, Pander, why are a pirate and a squirrel in a diaper yelling at each other in the first panel, and the CoB members stick figures? And why does this comic suck so much?
Too much blood in my caffeine system. Need soda.

 

by panderboi
6-02-03
Meanwhile, back at the ranch...
Hey, I think we've done all the jokes we can with you, Jizzy. Don't call us, we'll call you.
Cool. See you later, then.
Oy, Pander, quick! We need a punchline before the comic's over! Oh... damn. Too late. Uh... maybe tomorrow, folks.

 

by panderboi
6-03-03
Pander looks for a topic on RBB to use for today's comic.
Absinthe, squirrels, squirrels, squirrels, absinthe, Eden, Amber Alert... squirrels again... The CoB...
Hey, Pander, can you hurry it up here? We've already wasted two panels, and yesterday's strip didn't have a joke!
Oh boy... Uh... Just kidding!

 

by panderboi
6-04-03
To anyone who has been reading this comic, I want to apologize. You poor soul.
Actually, thanks for reading the comic this far. I'm going on vacation for a while, so the comic is on hold until the 16th or so.
That's all... Buh-bye now.

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