Hi. I'm an embodyment of nearly everything that is wrong with America.
I spend my life keeping up with the latest trends, suppressing any original thought, shopping at the mall, and generally maintaining my upper middle class demeanor.
You think you've got it bad. I awoke this morning to find myself transformed into a hideous vermin.
Well we all to own lots of stuff but we don't need most of it and we're only raping the Earth by perpetuating the ideal that we should consume more crap.
I dig that man. But what can we do about it?
Hell if I know. Let's go to the mall and get some more dark and stylish clothes.