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by pinkcow
4-18-01
I'm Gregor Samsa.
Hi. I'm an embodyment of nearly everything that is wrong with America.
I spend my life keeping up with the latest trends, suppressing any original thought, shopping at the mall, and generally maintaining my upper middle class demeanor.
You think you've got it bad. I awoke this morning to find myself transformed into a hideous vermin.
Huh?
I hope she'll have sex with me.

 

by pinkcow
4-20-01
a park in a middle-class suburb
I've lost faith in capitalism.
Oh?
Well we all to own lots of stuff but we don't need most of it and we're only raping the Earth by perpetuating the ideal that we should consume more crap.
I dig that man. But what can we do about it?
Hell if I know. Let's go to the mall and get some more dark and stylish clothes.
I'm there daddy-o.

 

by pinkcow
4-23-01
An argument comes to an rough end.
....and truth is subjective, so you can't really know anything.
Isn't saying something metaphysical like that to end a conversation just an indication that you have no intelligent rebuttal?
Umm... no.
Well, why not?
You said that so self-righteously as if it were truth, yet we both know truth is subjective and you can't really know anything.
Bloody hell..

 

by pinkcow
4-29-01
Is that your final answer?
Next on America's Zaniest Vasectomies..
This is a great injustice! We must take action. But first we must strongly imply off-camera sex.
Even electrical appliances are driven to incoherent babbling by my very presence.

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