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| Dear Ms Newcomer: Our records show that the four books you checked out on April 7th, 2008 are now long overdue. If these materials are not returned forthwith, | |
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| in the original condition in which they were lent, we will alter your credit card passwords, cut utilities to your domicile, and notify your place of employment and the local papers. | |
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| Please prepare sufficient survival rations. However, we have no doubt that you will take swift action. We will send only one reminder in 5 days. | |
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