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by plastic_fang
7-05-03
!!!
THE END OF THE WORLD IS APON US!
It's about time. I thought Armageddon was NEVER gonna happen.
!!!
Dude, your house is on fire.
MY PIZZA!!!!!!
!!!
But your house is on fire, too.
MY VINTAGE DENIM JACKET SIGNED BY ABBA!

 

by plastic_fang
7-05-03
Introducing...
There are few people capable of bring about such mass destruction!
Who are they?
Jeff and Rush...
And there is only one person with the intelligence and means to bring about such mass destruction!
Who is it?
the conspiracy guys.
Yes, it is I, Bill Gates!

 

by plastic_fang
7-05-03
FURTHER INSIGHT...
But...how?
Bill Gates' real name is Klogtor. He's a robotic alien demon who lives off the flesh of children.
OUCH.
Klogtor MUST be stopped!
He does horrible things to the other robots that work under him. We have to be careful!
...!
WILL THEY SUCCEED?

 

by plastic_fang
7-05-03
Plastic_fang and a friend.
What are you thinking about?
No, really.
I want to fly away on a magical fairy rainbow that rains glitter on purple munchkin houses.
You're a sick, twisted, melon-like froglicker.
Plastic_fang has loads of friends.
What?
I read it on a milk carton. Printed by Klogtor.

 

by plastic_fang
7-05-03
Klogtor is down in the depths of the Earth, plotting.
Yeeees, with the help of my evil robot minions, I will reign! The Earth in its current state shall cease to exist! HAHAHAHAHA!
Klogtor does not know German.
Alle hageln mich! Or something.
Klogtor has company.
Get out.

 

by plastic_fang
7-05-03
Meanwhile, plastic_fang and her friend are having a nice conversation about the unfolding events in the world.
You hear what's going on? They say we're all doomed.
I like sprouts.
=/
=D
When suddenly...
Hey.
Who are you guys?

 

by plastic_fang
7-05-03
Hmmm...
Pardon me, God, but your only son seems to be missing. And, the whole world is burning to tiny ashes.
hhhhmmmmmmmmm......
Umm, God?
TADA!
SO, KLOGTOR HAS RETURNED!!!

 

by plastic_fang
7-05-03
AND NOW, BACK TO...
"...Well, who are you?"
"Pixie Wixie, mayor of Joytown!"
"You've gotta help me."

 

by plastic_fang
7-05-03
Rush seems to be getting annoyed.
"WE MUST FIND KLOGTOR! WE'RE WASTING TIME!"
An understanding between strangers.
"...KLOGTOR!?"
"Yes."
¡?O_O¿!
"KLOGTOR IS PIXIE WIXIE'S UNCLE!"

 

by plastic_fang
7-05-03
Rush wants answers.
Tell us where he is!
Rush gets none.
Hey!
Rush wants to kill.
You smell like Cheetos!
(Sigh)

 

by plastic_fang
7-05-03
Plastic_fang suddenly has a flashback.
I'm going to go get some Cheetos.

 

by plastic_fang
7-05-03
Plastic_fang now decides that there hasn't been enough of Klogtor.
Head Henchman! Are we making progress?
Yesssss masssster.
Stop talking like that!
Ssssorry.
Anyway, did you get my opera tickets?

 

by plastic_fang
7-05-03
WILL I EVER COOPERATE?
Come on, you have to tell us where Klogtor is, before the whole of the Earth is destroyed!
YES!
OKEE!
Tomorrow.
NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!

 

by plastic_fang
7-05-03
That night, a strange visitor knocks on the door.
You... are the chosen one.
I like pencils.

 

by plastic_fang
7-05-03
OH MY...
If we don't get more presence in this comic, we're gonna riot!
Jeah!
Yessss.
YEAH!

 

by plastic_fang
7-05-03
As said above, Klogtor is worried.
I'm worried...
...They all know it's me! I must not let them ruin my beautiful plan!...
...How long have you been standing there?
GEEE!

 

by plastic_fang
7-05-03
So, is it working yet?
I think I love him.
X_X
?

 

by plastic_fang
7-06-03
MEANWHILE...
I wish I weren't made of pixels... the fun I could have, hiding in people's closets...
Fuzzy slippers stimulate my toes.
Where is that only son of mine!?
I'm going out to the Heavenly Bar, now, sir.
WAZZZUP!?
FO SHIZZLE!

 

by plastic_fang
7-06-03
Plastic_fang FINALLY leads the guys towards Klogtor's domain.
Are you sure we can trust her?
She's our best lead.
???
Hey, who's that!?
Plastic_fang's ... HUMAN SISTER!
JULIA!

 

by plastic_fang
7-06-03
I HAVE A BLISTER.
I've brought help.
BEHOLD, BEOTCHEZ!
XD
X(

 

by plastic_fang
7-06-03
IT'S GOD!
Jesus Christ, where have you been?
JESUS REMEMBERS THE NIGHT BEFORE.
?
Rizzle tizzle my nizzle bizzle-o dawg! Dis partay iz da shizzznit!
JESUS WAS DRUNK.
You're lookin' flyyyy!
!

 

by plastic_fang
7-06-03
WTF DAMN
I AM THE PERSONAL BODYGUARD OF KLOGTOR. I WILL KILL YOU ALL.
...
And what is your name?
o_O
MANDY IS TO KILL! MANDY KILL ALL!

 

by plastic_fang
7-06-03
(MANDY STARTS FIRING LIGHTNING BOLTS IN ANY RANDOM DIRECTION.)
XO
(MANDY IS CONTROLLED BY KLOGTOR.)
OMG YOU SHOT A RANDOM GUY THAT JUST HAPPENED TO BE HERE OMG WOOT!!!
(MANDY FEELS SAD.)
There, there. Let's have some Cheetos.
You're my new best friends.

 

by plastic_fang
7-06-03
Plastic_fang has another flashback.
I like to hang Barbie Dolls from very high rails.
I like pills.

 

by plastic_fang
7-06-03
THIS PART IS LESS FUNNY.
What's that up ahead???
Hello friendssss.
YOU WORK FOR KLOGTOR!?
Yessss. I want him to die. ... MANDY!

 

by plastic_fang
7-06-03
A CONVERSATION STARTS.
Flyknok!
LAME JOKE.
I have cramps.
I'm a human fly, and I don't know why.
I LIKE FUN PARKS.
How did you manage to escape him?
He went to the fun park.

 

by plastic_fang
7-06-03
MEANWHILE, OUR CONSPIRACY BOYS ARE HAVING THEIR OWN CONVERSATION.
How do we stop Bill Ga... err, Klogtor the flesh eating demonbot?
We find his weakness!
Which is?
Ask Mandy or something, I don't know.
You're a stupid jackass.
I can see myself in the back of your head.

 

by plastic_fang
7-06-03
SUDDENLY, HE GETS AN IDEA.
!!!
Hmmm, we know that he loves computers. Maybe all his robots are controlled by one giant computer... and if we destroy it, we destroy his whole army!
I wonder if Klogtor has a vending machine down here.
What???
I want cool refreshment for very little money.

 

by plastic_fang
7-06-03
A STRANGE DOOR!
GASP!
GASP!
GASP!
GASP!
GASP!
DANGER AWAITS...
Yesssssss, friendsss, thissss issss the door to Klogtor'ssss ssssssecret palaccccce.
What he said.

 

by plastic_fang
7-06-03
You're short, God.
BUT ALMIGHTY!
It's dark in here. Dark, like my soul.
I am the light.
I like machine guns.
You totally scare me.

 

by plastic_fang
7-06-03
Mandy is cool.
WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE?
Woa...
I must go on alone. You continue searching for a way to stop his evil plan.
You are REALLY scary!
8D
Woah... nice ass.

 

by plastic_fang
7-06-03
KLOGTOR IS GETTING ANNOYED AT HIS SECRETARY, SHEILA.
Klogtor, sir, don't you think we should be getting back?
Why? I am having fun! See? FUN! This is Klogtor having fun!
It's just that, I haven't gotten a transmission from Mandy today and...
CAMELS!
I guess it's up to me, then...

 

by plastic_fang
7-06-03
Bounce,
Something doesn't smell right!
bounce,
Technical guy, is something not working right?
bounce...
Everything's groovy.
Hmmm...

 

by plastic_fang
7-06-03
Bounce,
Big King Daddy Man, is everything working fine in your sector?
Oooo yeeeeah!
bounce...
Yeah everything is up and running perfectly!
Heeeeeey!!!
... ;)
Heeeeeeey!!!
Your appointment isn't until lata!

 

by plastic_fang
7-07-03
Nipple ring guy walks down the hallway.
Nipple ring man sees someone he did not expect to see.
What the rainbow fruity magically delicious hell are you doing here???

 

by plastic_fang
7-07-03
Do you know this guy?
Yes. He's my brother.
*GASP!*
GASP!
GASSSSP!
Hey, enough already!

 

by plastic_fang
7-07-03
GRR!
I can see myself in his nipple rings...
The brothers have a flashback, now.
One day, you will get AIDS, you know.
One day, I will be a sex slave to a pimp daddy who works for a robot from space who will bring about the end of the world! And THEN get AIDS!
You'll never believe in me!

 

by plastic_fang
7-07-03
WHAT LIES AHEAD OF THEM NOW?
Well, THAT was uncomfortable.
...
And how long have you had this... BROTHER?

 

by plastic_fang
7-07-03
Hey, isn't that Trent Reznor?
The guy from Metallica?
I am...
MANDY KILL!

 

by plastic_fang
7-07-03
WHO IS THIS PALE MAN?
Kill me, or don't kill me... I'm going back to my dark place... my place of solitude, where the only rhythm is my own dying heart...
...a place where the darkness surrounds me and holds me like a distant mother... and all I can hear are the frantic screams in my head...
MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!

 

by plastic_fang
7-07-03
???????????
...a place where the world has already come to an end, and I am forever falling into the black void of my own sadness...
WHY ARE YOU HERE???
Why is anyone here?
MANDY HAS SEEN HIM BEFORE. MANDY KILL!

 

by plastic_fang
7-07-03
<3 <3 <3
<3
I say we keep him with us. I understand him...
MANDY KILL!
Who is he, though?
ONE OF KLOGTOR'S SECRET WEAPONS!
Indeed, I also want to kill him...

 

by plastic_fang
7-07-03
Plastic_fang decides to get advice from a musician only she can see.
Plastic_fang gets an idea...
ROCK IT LOUD!!
BUT... I THOUGHT HE KILLED YOU!
HI SHEILA!!!

 

by plastic_fang
7-07-03
PLASTIC_FANG BUILDS A ROCKET
With this rocket, I will go to Klogtor's space station and destroy its communication systems.
PLASTIC_FANG GOES INTO SPACE WITH THE MUSICIAN.
SHE ARRIVES AT KLOGTOR'S SPACE STATION
Hi! I'm Clippy the paperclip!

 

by plastic_fang
7-10-03
IT SEEMS THEY HAVE MADE A DISCOVERY.
We've been searching these halls for hours and we've only found this stupid computer!
I'm not stupid.
I'M ALL KNOWING!
Wachutalkinbout!?

 

by plastic_fang
7-10-03
(^.ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY THAT.^.)
I like to eat souls.
...AFTER A PAUSE...
Anyway, what are you doing here?
I am here to help stop my uncle!
I cannot let you do that.

 

by plastic_fang
7-10-03
CLIPPY IS SCARY, TOO.
...What are you doing?
PLASTIC_FANG HAS ANOTHER PLAN...
!!!
WHAT DOES CLIPPY SEE?
But... how?

 

by plastic_fang
7-10-03
PLASTIC_FANG HAS REVEALED HER TRUE FORM!
You're... but... I thought he killed you!
I'VE BEEN HEARING THAT A LOT TODAY.
...
PREPARE TO BE ANNIHILATED!
Clippy will return!

 

by plastic_fang
7-10-03
MORE MANDY!
I'll smash it!
WAIT! HAVEN'T YOU HEARD WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST PERSON WHO CROSSED KLOGTOR?
???

 

by plastic_fang
7-10-03
PLASTIC_FANG HAS SUCCESSFULLY DESTROYED THE COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS.
FFFFFFFFIRE.
PLASTIC_FANG AND THE MUSICIAN RETURN TO EARTH.
Spacesick...
GOODNIGHT OUTERSPACE! WOO!

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