All comics by ploenk

 

why bother by ploenk 4-10-01
one day.. i wonder who that nice little girl is overthere hi mister, what are you doing here? you'd better go home, we don't like strangers very much here.	no'one likes me ever. everywhere i come i have to leave. well, bye then. hi lizzy! you know what i saw a moment ago?! a pink fella, which was very sad!	why bother? oh, my fault, i told him to leave. well, let's go swimming

 

On a sunny morning by ploenk 4-11-01
One sunny, beautiful morning... Oeh... Hello mister, how are you doing today? Nice weather isn't it? Erhm.. Hello girl, can you tell me where the colouringguy is? I look a bit pale..	No, I don't, I like playing in the sun, I never look for colouringguys You're right! The weather is nice, I'm on vacation! Let's rock!	What am I supposed to do? I wish I was a little girl too, they never complain and just play in the sun.. He's right... I hate myself too. I will find the creator soon enough, I don't want to be little anymore..

 

Wooden horse by ploenk 4-11-01
John and Chris are trying to make a wooden horse. Yo Chris, what the hell you're doing? I look what happens if I slam a nail into my forehead.	Things don't go very smooth. But what about the wooden horse then? You're using up the nails! So what, they're also my nails! I just wonder what happens. And that's why I'm finding out.	He has a point.... Where did I leave my hammer again?

 

What about the fridaynights? by ploenk 4-11-01
One day, Marjolein and Linda have a big fight. I hate you Marjolein, you're always so mean to me! You shut up bitch! You're the one always being so stupid!	They're really really pissed. That's a lie! No it's not! Ok, I may be mean, but for a reason! You!	But like always, it all works out just fine... (although I still think they picked their clothes wrong...) Well, ok, let's quit fighting, there's still an agreement for the fridaynights next year, remember? Hm, there you got a point... But we still never figured out WHAT we're gonna do...

 

Chicken run by ploenk 4-11-01
One day.. What to do now? We escaped from the farm, and now? Yes, the grass really IS greener on the other side, but I'm very bored right now..	One week later.. I'm glad we finally decided to go. Yes, this trip is great! But I'll bet we'll never find a place with such green grass again.	One month later.. I don't feel like walking anymore, I wished we'd never left... Well, we had a nice walk though. And the grass seems pretty green here too.

 

Jeezz by ploenk 4-11-01
One ring ring Jeezz.. I wish I could pick up the phone. I wonder who it is...	Two brrr Jeezz.. I wish I wasn't crucified yet. I wonder how it would be like....	Three And then.....bla, bla........so that....bla, bla.......point. Jeezz.. That's me!

 

Stupid story (sorry) by ploenk 4-11-01
On the streets Hello watchers, today I'm here in New York. Really strange things happen. For example: What does this rocket on the street?	Or this long lost golden microphone (covered with grey paint)	In a fabric I think I need some extra information on this...

 

wash after wash by ploenk 4-13-01
Hey man, look a your shirt, it's all grey. Can't do no nothing about it. It just has been washed too many times.	Yeah well, so? Mine too. Although it has been washed with the new colour gel. Oh, would that be it? I think I have to go to my mom then.	Yes, cool, only this shirt is already ruined ofcourse. You're right, I defenitely need a new one.

 

ruik jij het ook? by ploenk 4-14-01
wat is er? het kan niet meer	maar wat is er dan? het kan gewoon niet meer! maar het moet	wat gebeurt er aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

 

waarom het stripje 'ruik jij het ook' in mijn account staat by ploenk 4-15-01
Op een avond opende ik mijn account, en vond ik een stripje, 'ruik jij het ook' genaamd. Erik, klootzak, waarom maak jij loze strips in mijn account???? Sukkel! Doe dat nooit meer!	Ik vond dit niet erg leuk, aangezien ik dit stripje niet zelf had gemaakt. Ik vind het echt een nare rotstreek! Mijn stripjes zijn misschien niet leuk, maar deze slaat helemaal nergens op!	Nu moet natuurlijk wel even aan iedereen duidelijk worden gemaakt dat ik deze niet gemaakt heb. Daarom DIT stripje. Dus Erik, kom hier nooit meer terug, kijk eens uit je doppen, loser!

 

Is he right? by ploenk 4-24-01
At the office. ring ring Mwoehahaha, i won't pick it up anyway!	In the forrest. hot hot Mwoehahaha, I won't put it out anyway!	At the streets. huh hah Mwoehahaha, I would have seen her underware anyway!

 

trough the desert by ploenk 4-29-01
Yo Seth, where are we going? I don't know Kira, I will ask Sam.	We are going to the other side of the desert ofcourse. That's not a very satisfying answer you give...	Yes, it's nice to be in the army.. You're right Jim. But I don't know either, let's just keep going.

 

bored by ploenk 5-01-01
There are just some days that you don't know what to do. You're bored and just want to sit on your ass whole day.	Nothing gets your attention, everything is useless. You care about nothing anymore. And what to do then?	Just move to the other side of the bench.

 

very bored by ploenk 5-01-01
bored uhuh	what to do now? no idea

 

bored on the moon by ploenk 5-01-01
Everywhere, life is the same. Whereever you live, whoever you are. There always may come a day you're bored. bored bored	Only everyone looks at it different. Geezz, what's that? Oeahlghrhh! bbrrrpprllfftttt.. ieh oeh!	But after all... If you're bored, nothing may draw enough attention.. hm, nothing...

 

art by ploenk 5-02-01
Ozzie made a statue. His teacher Spigot: Yezz.. very kood, ve-ry kood.	Ozzie is very happy about what his teacher says to him. You're almozzt azz good azz I, yezz..	oh............. Only one zzing: what izz it?

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