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by poofywolf
3-10-03
So then I like, told her, you know, maybe I'm not the one... Then she threw her shoe at me, and I found her later that night DOING THE DOG, MAN!
this bastard's been going on for hours about breaking up with his girlfriend...
She was my life... now she's cheating on me with the dog... what should I do now?
Let's see... I have a nail, and a hammer...
I'm... kinda feeling funny, dude...
...and each time you think how you screwed up, the harder you hit the nail until you pass out. Easy peasy!

 

by poofywolf
3-10-03
Sam doesn't realize he's in Mexico... until it's too late.
¿Chicle? ¿Tequila?
...
... ¿senior?
...
¿que?
FUCKING MEXICANS ARE EVERYWHERE!

 

by poofywolf
3-10-03
¡HOLA!
I gotta get the fuck outta here...
Hey... know where... uhh... El Bus-o to uh... get los fuck-o out of here?
Feeling at loss, only Sam knows a way out...
¿Taco?
...just one more whack oughtta do it...

 

by poofywolf
3-10-03
Wow... that went well.
Welcome to Heaven!
...I'm in heaven?
Yes, my brother.
IT JUST DOESN'T GET ANY EASIER!!
¿Que?

 

by poofywolf
3-10-03
Man, I gotta get out of here! I don't belong here!
Hmm... Well according to your sadistic, evil acts, I doubt you should be here as well...
Sweet! So, am I going back on Earth or what?
Nope!
I AM YOUR LORD SATAN!
God... Damnit.

 

by poofywolf
3-11-03
Somehow, Sam returned to the world of the living, far from Mexico, and meets his Highschool friend, Becky.
Omigod I am SO fat.
...
...
...Omigod you're SO right.
YOU'RE A FUCKING STICK FIGURE! THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE FAT.

 

by poofywolf
3-11-03
Becky, I've been through Heaven and Hell and you STILL haven't changed since we graduated.
Oh. My. God. I love kittens.
Seems like your attention span has withered as well.
OMIGOD THE WIND IS RUINING MY HAIR!!
YOU FUCKING DITZ I HATE YOU!

 

by poofywolf
3-11-03
After letting Becky rot in her ditziness, Sam stumbles upon a singing bum.
where did ya come from, where did ya go..
Oh, sup, man. Care to help an unfortunate guy?
NO BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING POOR!! HAHAHA!!
*sniffle*

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