Adventures of Sadistic Sam by poofywolf3-10-03 So then I like, told her, you know, maybe I'm not the one... Then she threw her shoe at me, and I found her later that night DOING THE DOG, MAN! this bastard's been going on for hours about breaking up with his girlfriend... She was my life... now she's cheating on me with the dog... what should I do now? Let's see... I have a nail, and a hammer... I'm... kinda feeling funny, dude... ...and each time you think how you screwed up, the harder you hit the nail until you pass out. Easy peasy!
Adventures of Sadistic Sam by poofywolf3-10-03 Sam doesn't realize he's in Mexico... until it's too late. ¿Chicle? ¿Tequila? ... ... ¿senior? ... ¿que? FUCKING MEXICANS ARE EVERYWHERE!
Adventures of (Suicidal) Sam by poofywolf3-10-03 ¡HOLA! I gotta get the fuck outta here... Hey... know where... uhh... El Bus-o to uh... get los fuck-o out of here? Feeling at loss, only Sam knows a way out... ¿Taco? ...just one more whack oughtta do it...
Adventures of Dead Sadistic Sam by poofywolf3-10-03 Wow... that went well. Welcome to Heaven! ...I'm in heaven? Yes, my brother. IT JUST DOESN'T GET ANY EASIER!! ¿Que?
Adventures of the Damned Sadistic Sam by poofywolf3-10-03 Man, I gotta get out of here! I don't belong here! Hmm... Well according to your sadistic, evil acts, I doubt you should be here as well... Sweet! So, am I going back on Earth or what? Nope! I AM YOUR LORD SATAN! God... Damnit.
The Unexplained Return of Sadistic Sam by poofywolf3-11-03 Somehow, Sam returned to the world of the living, far from Mexico, and meets his Highschool friend, Becky. Omigod I am SO fat. ... ... ...Omigod you're SO right. YOU'RE A FUCKING STICK FIGURE! THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE FAT.
The Adventures of the Frustrated Sadistic Sam by poofywolf3-11-03 Becky, I've been through Heaven and Hell and you STILL haven't changed since we graduated. Oh. My. God. I love kittens. Seems like your attention span has withered as well. OMIGOD THE WIND IS RUINING MY HAIR!! YOU FUCKING DITZ I HATE YOU!
Adventures of that Asshole, Sadistic Sam by poofywolf3-11-03 After letting Becky rot in her ditziness, Sam stumbles upon a singing bum. where did ya come from, where did ya go.. Oh, sup, man. Care to help an unfortunate guy? NO BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING POOR!! HAHAHA!! *sniffle*