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C. Layne is the launchpad to getting your balls blown off. My name is Dennis. I'm fucking lazy and i play bass for fun and i hate alot of animals. Mostly non-cute animals. Like snakes or goats, because goats have ripples in their skin that makes me want to throw up and kill myself. Go to magnatune.com and buy a c. layne album.

chimney smoke

by poopshipdestroyer
4-07-04


	Kenneth, why does god hate me?


	Because you have a penis and a vagina, Demetri.


	But wouldn't God hate me if i had neither?


	God his titties make me want to stand up and beg for buttermilk.


	I think i'm going to kill myself, Kenneth.


	Can i titty fuck you with a clown shoe first?

Smokey McGee

by poopshipdestroyer
4-08-04


	Did you know George Washington grew tobacco? If it was good enough for him Dennis, It's good enough for you!


	Leave me alone...


	Doesn't that smell remind you of the smoky warmth of your great-grandfathers' house in the mountains?


	Get the fuck away from me!


	.... Well, i guess it's better you don't, they cause cancer anyway.


	No, wait. Cancer? Ok, how much for a pack?

The 2 pompkins.

by poopshipdestroyer
4-08-04


	I love you.


	Kiss me.

Blonde jokes are gay, 1

by poopshipdestroyer
4-08-04


	Hey fella, what's the difference between a turtle and a dumb blonde??? HYUCK HUYUCK SNORT


	bLONDES HAVE BLONDE HAIR!!!@#!@#HAHAHAHA GET IT!?!??!!@


	....


	Your jokes suck more cock than an altar boy.

Bill's descent into the underbelly, Part 1

by poopshipdestroyer
4-08-04

Bill's downfall can be traced back to one day...


	What's up Keith, pretty day outside, isn't it?


	Definitely, Bill. Hey, i just got some acid, want a hit?


	... Hmm, i guess i could try it.


	That's the spirit Billy! You only live once!

And so began the destuction of Bill...


	Stay the fuck away from me. Seriously.


	What?

Bill's descent into the underbelly, Part 2

by poopshipdestroyer
4-08-04


	Hey Bill! Guess what?! A guy from South America dropped my hat on a pile of cocaine, and voila! I can go anywhere i want!


	.....


	Gimme some!!!!


	... Uhh, you know you just snorted part of me up into your head, right?


	I know, i know, what the fuck do you think i'm trying to do?!

Bill's descent into the underbelly, Part 3

by poopshipdestroyer
4-08-04

Bill slips to even lower depths...


	Hi, how's it going?


	Hey stud, wanna party?


	By party, are you implying some kind of sexual penetration


	Well, i'm not sure what penetration means, but i noticed the word "sex" in there. Bangin is my business baby, and business is good.

To be continued...


	Hey Kenneth, i have a question... what does it mean when your cock leaks and smells like cheese?


	Oh, dude, shut the fuck up, i'm gonna fuckin puke!

Bill's descent into the underbelly, Part 4

by poopshipdestroyer
4-11-04


	Christ, it's just been two days since I got to shoot up, and I'm already shitting Hawaiian Punch. I need some cash, quick.


	Alright, alright. Next mother fucker's in for it.

After a vicious rectal pummeling, Bil's released back onto the streets.


	Wait! How can you charge ME for the plunger YOU broke off in MY FUCKING ASS??!?

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