All comics by primvs

 

by primvs
1-25-11
In the world of Azeroth, the land torn by Deathwing's evil breath, there is a guild... called Absolutum Dominium...
A group of heroes, chatters, lovers and nutcases, always fighting for the good of this world... and for cookies.
And for hummus!
Shut up, Odaik!
Let's meet some of the people of this awesome guild, shall we?

 

by primvs
1-25-11
Primvs - the running GuildMaster of AD, a very noble person (when he's not shooting arrows up people's butts).
How did I end up in this kindergarden, someone tell me.
You like it, stupid...
Slivery - the officer of AD, who likes to stab and tacklehug - as long as it is from behind. Primvs's better half.
Sigh... this comic creator doesnt have a clue about the game - I told him zillion times i shouldn't wear a bow, because I can't apply poisons to them
Trania & Neutralus - both officers and mages in AD. A constant source of help and bitchslaps, if needed.
You are bold and short!
And I still look better than you! Just ask Meroko. Ha! In your face!

 

by primvs
1-25-11
Fortia, went to Australia and didnt stop jumping ever since (Neut is suspecting that he was raped by a cangaroo). Recently discovered, that he is in fact a reincarnate of Bruce Lee.
I wonder if He-Man was Australian?
Meroko, the soldier that wants to grow flowers.
Put those lazors away, Phelusia! War is bad, Army is bad!
In the right corner, meet Phelusia, a.k.a. ''The Bubble Boy''
Someone please get Meroko off weed finally, he's high all the time... I haven't been retri since Cata hit...

 

by primvs
1-25-11
Aita, the DeathKnight, and Braincase, the warlock - both thinking they are the true best DPSers in the guild.
Warlocks suck.
Death knights suck. And they pee on the floor.
Moonvoid the shaman and Silvina the priest are guilds designated healers (and the reason why all buy bandages)
Oh God, shut him up, please...
Yo Moon, ma' man, ma' sham! You know noone died more than 17 times in BoT yesterday?
Kenjiro, the camel-toe lover. Odaik, the camel.
Why are we fighting again?
For Hummus.

 

by primvs
1-26-11
An ordinary raiding day in AD:
Dozy, have you checked the tactics for this fight?
Nah, besides my DPS is good enough.
Not cool, man! You know the rules!
Listen, if you are going to continue with that attitud---
Standing out of fire is generally a good idea...
OK...

 

by primvs
1-26-11
Phel, we need more DPS for next boss. Change spec please.
Sure, Sliv.
Just lemme get my gear...
Meroko, you jerk! Give me back my retri gear - now!
Not until you hug and kiss Mother Earth !

 

by primvs
1-26-11
GAH... wipe again... Give me back Zillica and Bearstunk, please.
I wonder where those 2 are right now...
Stop waving with that axe around, man! I'll show you some new pornsites if you do!
But I want more coconuts!

 

by primvs
1-26-11
Ah, Deathwing! Someday we're gonna take him down. The ultimate goal!!!
Actually, 2nd to ultimate for me, Fortia...
What? You still didnt get any?
It's been 2 months, mate!
A small shaolin wisdom : Next time, when you try to seduce Trania, don't compare her butt to a moose...
* Sic *

 

by primvs
1-26-11
The reason why Aita hasn't discovered ''Zin'rokh, Destroyer of Worlds'' yet
Aita! C'mon, lets go raid Molten Core!
No way! I just flew to Uldum, and I plan to dig out Zin'rokh!
Wow, this bone fragment seems to be fitting perfectly for the discovery ............ ............... *sniff* *sniff* ............ ............. .....although smells damn good too...
What the hell, tomorrow is a new day for discoveries. ... ... .... ... ... nom-nom-nom

 

by primvs
1-27-11
Sure, Neut, you can enchant my cloak.
Tran, I need a volunteer. I learned a new enchant which will help us mages increase DPS.
Not sure if there are any side-effects, tho...
NEEEEUT !
HAHA ! PWNED! Who's small now, huh?

 

by primvs
1-27-11
Le fuk, Fortia was doing more DPS than me... as tank. I should get a better pet.
''Beastial Handlers'', can I help you?
I would like a tiger!
You ordered ''The Tiger''. That will be 19,99.
Stupid TV-Shop

 

by primvs
1-27-11
Since you became engineer, Neut, you invent all kinds of weird shiet. What is this thing?
It's a time-travel chamber. I figured I could go back in time with my current gear and kill Deathwing while he was still a puppy drake!
Awesome! But remember not to get in physical contact with your past self - just remember ''Back to the Future'' and ''Timecop''.
......................... Project cancelled
WTF? But why?
What's the point of saving the world, if you can't touch yourself...

 

by primvs
1-27-11
ZOMG you are covered in blood, Silvina! What happened? You got ganked?
Nah, no worries, its not my blood. I met that silly undead rogue again.
Him again? LOL!
Yap. This time he lost an arm before he went into stealth. So I saw his ambush a mile away.
I must be the world's worst rogue.
Yes, you are..

 

by primvs
1-30-11
LOL Sliv, why are you dressed as a nun? It so doesnt suit you!
I know, Manmad. But Prim was a real ass raidleading last night and I need to teach him a lesson.
Oh mighty Creator, help me out here! You know I'm your biggest fan!
OK; let's see...
Sigh !
thank you !

 

by primvs
1-31-11
Moon, where are you? We are going heroics.
I'm not coming. My heal is shit.
WTF, your healing is just fine! And you should be getting fixed in the next major patch too.
I don't believe it until I see it.
C'mon, we are wasting time! I need 2 more achievements! Now GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THAT TRASHCAN AND LET'S GO !!!
OK, OK, I'm going. What's with the hate...

 

by primvs
1-31-11
civ ... civ ... civ ... civ ... civ ... civ ...
civ ...civ ... ciIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *puff*
Damnit, Neut! You know I didn't mean this, when I asked you to make me a chick magnet !
Hehehe, that's science 101, Odaik!

 

by primvs
2-01-11
Mate, I miss those epic battles with AD. I think I will return to the game after my holidays.
Awesome, Zillica! You can have the GM spot back too if you want, just join us!
A few days later
I changed my mind, man. I realised that I seek for higher goals in life at the moment.
D-size cup goals, I'm sure...

 

by primvs
2-01-11
Ok, Meroko, you can take the left side..
No, wait, I want to do this my way. I'm sure there is good in any living and undead creature out there!
Later....
Minions of Deathwing, come down and share the love! Say no to war! Let us all join hands and sing ''Kumbaya'' !
Fine, you proved your point. Now can you take the shield and we do it the normal way?
Sure...

 

by primvs
2-01-11
Leave my loot alone! You gnomes are all the same!
Hey, its BiS for me too! Besides you won anyway!
All of you greedy punks should be squashed and packed into small liver paté boxes and handed out to core hounds!
Geez...
I don't know this Braincase dude. He is not a vanilla player, is he?
No, but damn, I like how he thinks! We have to get him to come to Horde!

 

by primvs
2-01-11
One upon a time...
My mom is beautiful!
No, lil' DeathWing. You mom is so fat, that a plane could land in her ass-crack. I know, I was on that plane... AHAHAHAH
MOOOOOMMMMYYYY !!!
Don't bother, lil' D.W., she's busy - I see a plane landing .... AHAHAHAHAH
You know, young Neutralus, you really shouldn't treat other kindergarden kids that way. One of these days someone will end up with a trauma or sth...
Oh c'mon, don't exxagerate! Everyone loves a good ''yourmom'' joke!

 

by primvs
2-01-11
Stop breaking my CCs already!
Stop whining, it's OK. Besides your CCs break my DPS.
You know this fight is all about CC-ing!
Ah woman, return to the kitchen!
Fine! I'll come back after I do the dishes - maybe!
BEEE-EEE ! (*Sheeptalk*): ''Fukin' mages!''

 

by primvs
2-02-11
How dare you challenge Ozumat, mortal! I'm going to tear you apart!
Ye ye, whatever, let's just go inside first, I don't want any blood in the street.
Your intestines will... hey, what's with the light?
So, how was it?
Lame... Next time, when you invite me over for squid, just buy a frozen one.

 

by primvs
5-06-11
HAAAI FRIEEEND !
Hey Roshu! Check out what awesome trinket I got on the AH for only 20k!
ok...
I see! You spent 20 thousand on a trinket that makes you look like an ape! You're right, its AMAAAAAAAZING!
oh shut up...

 

by primvs
8-24-11
OK OK ! What are we killing tonight? Nef? Sinestra? Raggy? ................ I'm ready, I'm pumped! Got my flasks, got my pots, got my epics lined up!
We have a different matter to handle. There is a troll on the forums. I think we should find him and cut his....
... balls off and stick his fingers in a meat grinder! Yea!
Erm... I meant to say cut his IP access to the forums.
Shit man, when did you become such a sadist?

 

by primvs
1-09-12
Lesley, we are going out. There is roast in the oven. Don't forget to take it out after half an hour !
Yeh sure. Madness encounter only take 15 minutes tops.
2 hours and 11 wipes later....
Bloody hell, another 2% wipe, c'mon.... What was with that roast again? I think the meat is starting to smell like it's done.
47 wipes later....
Guys, I need 2 minutes, ok? Perhaps I should check the oven.

 

by primvs
7-24-12
The Adventures of young Neutralus 2 - How the Madness of Old Gods began
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ __________________________________ ''What a horrible creature! Where did you fi
He just followed me home! Can we keep him, Dad?

 

by primvs
2-13-13
AD always had a lot of mages. But there's two, which you just can't get rid of. First one is called Psychosisb, but everyone calls him Benji. Second one is Draeneillia, but everyone calls him Barbie.
A typical day in mages life:
Pow! Wow! I'm gonna hit those prisoners in the face tonight! Bam! And make them pick up soap! mmmmm.....
Barbie! BARBIEEEEEEEE! GET OVER HERE!
WTF, man?
Well, you said frost was best spec atm, so I had to try it - and this happened when I ice blocked. Now GET ME OUT OF THIS SHIT!

 

by primvs
2-14-13
AD recently bought on a flea market a couple of Finns. They are called Ceraius and Core.
Urban Dictionary describes Finns as: _1) People who live in Finland; and _2) Unsocial and unsecure people. But that's not true. Let's look at Ceraius first.
This tough punk-rock image is totally suitable for my DK, yea....
...but the best part of the day is when I can cross-dress in the evening and show my new panties to the world!
Hey, babe, wanna work for me?

 

by primvs
2-14-13
Second Finn is Cera. In public, he often gets mistaken for some famous person.
Hey bro, you must be that new shaman in the guild, huh?
Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven...
He also likes to cross-dress; just his outfit is a bit different.
Damnit, dude! You should really watch where you point that thing! This is not a video game, you know!
Hey, hey! It wasn't me. It was the hand of God!
Another day at the office:
Today...I will preach you about the forgotten 11th Commandment: ''Thou shall not harm your neighbour motorcyclist!''
I dont remember me saying that, dude...

 

by primvs
6-12-13
Another fine addition to the crazy bunch is Joriss.
We are going to try Ji-Kun heroic tonight. Are you prepared?
Hell yea! Ready to pluck its feathers! Here comes Joriss!!
Despite his shaggy appearance, he can be a real hard-core, fearless, cutting-edge...
Great! Just dont take it too lightly, its a tough fight, with the adds, and the trash even...
No way! I'm gonna eat that bird! Nothing's gonna stand in my way tonight!
...pup.
You were saying?
Damnit.

 

by primvs
6-18-13
... it's damn cool to have your number, bro, you see, it brings this bonding to a whole new level, all these amazing new technologies, I mean you are down there, I'm all the way up here...
....I can hear you like you were here...woooow.. ..but seriously, ...gibberish...I dont like beer, that thing is not good for my stomach, you see, we Finns are all about natural ingredients, ....
...saving the planet, this kinda thing, that why vodka is the best , i mean environmentally... *giggle* *giggle* ...Kiza stop laughing....and you dont need to pee as much, so no time wasted, ........
......woops, dropped the phone there, how cool is that, anyway we should focus more heorics,.....brb gotta pee.... so I was saying, the party here was a bit slow, there wasn't so much booze, ya know?
...sit still Kiza, this is important...mumbling... also, it's damn cool to have your number, bro, you see, it brings this bonding to a whole new level, did I tell you... Prim, you are still there, ye?
Finland + alcohol...

 

by primvs
4-09-14
............Venice Airport, 11:30 PM.........
Ah, Venice, the city of romance........ Prim +Sliv not here yet, weird... Maybe I can ask this kind local for some help.
Wanna do sucky sucky for uno euro?
..........Venice Airport, 3:30 AM.............
Stop-a! I see y-a walking-a around-a here-a for 4-a hours-a now-a! You are coming-a with me-a to the stazione polizia for a full body and cavity search-a!
This isnt going as planned...... Houston, we might have a problem..........
..........Slovenia, 7:30 AM....................
Don't you think we should slowly get going?
Nah, after lunch. I'm almost sure the italian police has a few more ''puns'' to show...

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