All comics by psikobill

 

hammersex by psikobill 5-30-03
LITTLE BILLY SOON FINDS OUT JOHNNY DOESN'T WANT TO HELP HIM OUT... hammersex kicks ass give it to me	and to his misfortune Gay Lawrence shows up i hate manual hammerbation hey silly goose i'll help you out	billy now has aids from unprotected hammersex with lawrence oh my god i'm going to die! and that's one to grow on

 

cops and priests by psikobill 5-30-03
you're driving through a car wash and you get hit with explosive diahrea. In the car or out the window?	.............................	it's not my fault the windows don't roll down in cop cars. you just finish scrubbing the shit off the windows..i'm going to go puke and wash your shit off my forehead.

 

kill every bum you can find by psikobill 5-30-03
real life cleveland flats 1995 hey man can you spare a dime for a bum with AIDS? i don't have a dime but i have this candy bar	the bum somehow thinks that him eating a candybar will give me aids DUDE! I SAID I HAVE AIDS! DUDE I DONT!	a bum doesn't want me to catch his aids but is willing to pass it around to the hot girls walking from club to club HEY BABY HOW ABOUT A BLOWJOB IN THE ALLEY?!?! i should just kill him now and toss his stanky useless carcass in the cuyahoga river

 

Baby Juiced #69 by psikobill 5-30-03
the reality just won't sink into Mr. Lizardsuit that he sucks hey guess what our comic is totally unfunny. hey man let me in your house for waffles.	ARE YOU DEAF..OUR COMIC REALLY BLOWS! hey man are you trying to tell me something about our comic strip?	the end I'm going to go shoot myself because i have absolutely no talent. I'm going to wait for you outside your house and eat waffles and pretend this comic strip is funny still.

 

Psiko's Universe is INSANE by psikobill 5-30-03
I buried my dog today Oh how sad! How did the poor thing die?	Oh he didn't die..i just bought a new puppy and had to do something with the old one. THAT'S SICK!! How can you do that to a defenseless animal!	Don't worry about it I buried him next to my ex-wife and adopted children.

 

psiko's universe INSANITY by psikobill 5-30-03
I HATE "THIS" GUY I bought a new car today. It's green. Well i bought 2 new cars today. They have Hemi Engines with huge power moonroofs and leather interior.	I REALLY HATE "THIS" GUY I bought a new stereo today. It can play my old records. Well i bought 2 huge home entertainment systems with Dolbylogic surround sound. The speakers have 18 inch woofers that put your stereo to shame.	Your mom gave me a blow job. She even cleaned up. My mom gives me 5 blow jobs a day and when she's done we snowball my man seed.

 

cops and priests edition 2 by psikobill 5-30-03
here's a ticket for not wearing your safety belt. You need to buckle up. It's the law. Why do you have the right to fine me for not wearing a seat belt. Isn't it for MY protection? I can't kill anyone but myself by NOT wearing a seatbelt.	The law clearly states you have to wear a seatbelt. It is their to save your life and you can look at is as we're helping save your life by teaching you this lesson. So then the police and lawmakers are trying to save my life by making me pay 125$ for not wearing a seatbelt.	two days later.... excuse me officer, there is a man smoking a cigarette, eatin a Big Mac and juggling chainsaws in the middle of downtown traffic. Maybe you should write him a ticket because he is risking his life. Not my problem.

 

Painesville Township Saturday Nights by psikobill 5-30-03
A typical jock saturday night IT'S TIME TO DRINK SOME BEER, BANG MY GIRLFRIEND AND BREAK SOME STUFF. IT'S TIME TO PARTY!	A typical Nerd saturday night OK fellas I went to the store and got the Lord of the Rings costumes. Let's go outside and re-enact the movie. I'll bring the camcorder so we can tape ourselves being cool.	a typical psikobill saturday night OK i have the mescaline, scissors and the dead prostitute. We're going to need lots of lube because this corpse is at least two days old. Dude who needs lube we'll just spit alot.

 

The Evil Boobsy Twins by psikobill 5-31-03
Yo momma is soo fat she jumped in the air and got stuck. Yo momma is soo fat when she runs the cd player skips at the radio station!	Yo momma is soo fat she fell in love and broke it. Yo momma is soo fat she gets runs in her blue jeans!	So Mrs. Boobsy why exactly did you blow your brains out again? My kids hate me.

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