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Hey, open up. UPS.
No way. You're that Grim Reaper fellow.
Flower Delievery.
No way that's going to work.
Candygram!
Damn.

 

I just read some Family Circus.
No shit. Me too.
Let's make a suicide pact.
Hooray!

 

Hmmm.
Something's different.
Something is different.
Whoa, how'd you know I was thinking that?
You broadcast your thoughts.
He is so gay.

 

Sup, dooder.
Whoa. Where are we? Is that my corpse?
Yeah. So, you wanna come to Heaven, or stay in limbo, where you'll watch your body get sodomized by the orderlies?
I dunno. What's Heaven like?
Please don't sue.
The Fox Channel.
What was the second choice again?

 
*blink*
I win again!

 

Did you see NASCAR last night?
No. I don't watch NASCAR.
Sooooo...
Did you watch Miptor Primus XXCIX last night?

 

Time to convert some heathens, Brother John!
Arrrr!
Brother John, sometimes I don't think you're Amish like me.
SHUT YER STINKING GOB, YA DAMN SUTLER!
He's not Amish. I figured that out like a panel ago.
See?
I mean, you're damn right, Brother Jed.

 

Luke, I am your father!
No you aren't. That's not correct at all.
I am so your father.
But you're not.
One paternity test later...
Well, shit.
Ha, told ya so.

 
You fucking poser.

 

Whatcha looking at?
Ah, the wonders of the internet.
Oh, I know. I just love SETI@Home. It's brilliant what the internet can do.
I can click this button, the guys hits the bear like a baseball and it's all bloody. Heh.
God damnit.
What?

 

I can't think of anything witty to say...
Hmm...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The XBox is huge! HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUNNY

 

Hi. It's time to go.
What? I'm a robot. We don't die.
Damn.
Wanna buy some print cartridges then?
Sure.

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