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just so you know:

Homosexuality is the new heterosexuality. So starting butt-pirating today!

Think of all the new catchy phrases!

"What a hetero that guy is!"
"Stop being so straight man."
"Look at that vagaina lover!"

and for the ladies:

"You ***** lover!"
"I bet you like a ***** in your vagina, that's so gross!"