All comics by pyster

 

by pyster
5-11-01
Y R U packing yer things?
I found out today that you are a pedophile!
That's a pretty big werd for an 8 year old.

 

by pyster
5-11-01
Ya know what the best thing about fucking an 8 year old asian girl is, Stuart?
Hearing the pelvis crack?
No, turning her over and pretending she's an 8 year old boy.
What about the look on her face when you wipe yer cock on her teddy bear?
Yer going straight to hell, you know that right?
How did you get all that blood out of yer clown suit again?

 

by pyster
5-11-01
Hey lil girl, want some candy?
I got a man.
I'm not ever trying to hear that.
I got a man.
And you have a girl! You're coming home with me right now!
yes dear.

 

by pyster
5-11-01
What's small and comes in a yellow box?
Kodak Film?
No.
Woody Alan?
Hot sexy clowns with blow pops.
How about a slacker with some skittles?

 

by pyster
5-11-01
Gimme a now and later and I'll be your friend.
You got the wrong man girl, I just like to make sick jokes.
Come on, You, her, me, the now and laters...
So, how did you end up in hell?
You know those matress tags?

 

by pyster
5-11-01
Ya know what's better than winning a wheel chair race at the special olympics?
Not being a fucken retard?
Your tharapy bill is going to be something.
Shut up and come to bed.
So, how did you end up in hell?
Got a B- in English Lit.

 

by pyster
5-12-01
I want to assfuck jesus while the virgin mary licks my balls so i can ram my cock down her throat so she can swallow my demonseed while tasting the shit of her son's philosophy!
/msg mother fuck censorship, cunt.
#tennsforchist * Mother sets mode: +b *!*@iama. stupid cow.org * pyster was kicked by mother (we will pray for your soul)
What the hell were you thinking?
Who the fuck knows, man. Who the fuck knows.

 

by pyster
5-12-01
First Joey Ramone, Now Douglas Adams.
Yeah, and Bob Hope still lives. No justice, man.
What's your poblem with Bob Hope anyways.
I have $20 on him in the death pool.
You've lost that $20 every six months since Sam Kinison, haven't you?
I hope your girlfriend drops you for Clara Bell.

 

by pyster
5-19-01
Did you see "Happiness"?
Watched it with my mom. Had to shower afterwards.
Uncomfortable Silence...
I masturbated thru the whole movie.
I waited until I got in the shower.

 

by pyster
9-13-01
what's the difference between a dish washer and a 10yr old?
when you put your load in the dish washer it doesn't follow you around for 2 weeks.
hahahahaha, you got burnt, didnt ya?
Sup?
Dude, Soon-Yi is gonna kill me.

 

by pyster
11-30-01
I saved a little boy from being raped today.
What's ya do? Stay home.
Uncomfortable silence...
Happiness was on Brovo.

 

by pyster
11-30-01
I saved a little boy from being raped today.
What's ya do? Stay home.
Uncomfortable silence...
Happiness was on Brovo.

 

by pyster
1-18-02
You know what the last thing an 8 year old boy sees before a child molesting clown kills him?
Your collection of Barney and Veggie Tales pron?
Nope, Crotchless Pikachu panties.
When you getting an Xbox, dude?
Come on, there are some 1st graders over there.
Here, give 'em these Jolly Ranches.

 

by pyster
5-23-02
You wouldnt mind if I told an off colour joke, would you?
Yes I would. I find material like that detracting to society as it promotes intolerance.
Well, good thing I asked then.
Well, that was mighty white of you.
Afew moments later...
When does a black man become a nigger?
As soon as he leaves the room.

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