All comics by quanto

 

Open Wound Night by quanto 4-25-01
Open Stage Night at the Event Horizon For my next trick I will pound a nail into my forehead.	Unggghhaaaa!	Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.

 

Open Wound Night by quanto 4-25-01
Open Stage Night at the Event Horizon For my next trick I will pound a nail into my forehead.	Unggghhaaaa!	Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.

 

Somethings Are Better Left Untitled by quanto 4-25-01
...and turned it into smoldering ash! That's not my belly-button. That's not my finger.	Meanwhile... Frogs can't burp. Why's he telling me this?	Back in space our hero talks to a little girl. I am the ultimate in robot design. My CPU is a neural net processor, a learning computer. How come you're so pixellated then?

 

TOBOR NOT FEEL SO FRESH! by quanto 4-25-01
RAAAR! SOMETIMES TOBOR NOT FEEL SO FRESH! Maybe you should look into reprogramming your prime directive.	THAT NOT GOING TO HAPPEN! Then maybe you should try this self-cleansing lubricant.	RAAARR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU! If he wasn't so cute about it, I'd say no.

 

Holy Hand of Terror by quanto 4-25-01
Gabe, pull my finger. This better not be like the last time.		The Holy Hand of Terror has dealt a mighty blow with wonton destruction. High-Five! I'm not impressed.

 

If At First You Don't Succeed... by quanto 4-26-01
Oh I wish I didn't have these horrible circles around my eyes. It makes me look like I've been up for days. Maybe, if you concentrate really hard, they'll go away.	Here goes! It's working!!!	Dammit! Nothing happend! You suck!

 

Baby, Burn, Baby. by quanto 4-26-01
Where am I, what's going on?I'm outside! I'm finally free!Lookout world, here I come. I brought Mr. TV outside to play with me.	WTF?!?	Bitch. I wonder what Mr. Computer is doing?

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