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by random_penname
7-31-04
So this is Blake...
Hey Kate!
Hey!

 

by random_penname
8-01-04
So this is Blake...
Hey Kate!
Is he coming on to me?
We talk about life, love, killing David Williams..
It just pisses me off that David hurts people so much...
Is he coming on to me?!?
And he claims he never knows what I'm thinking..
So that was my day..what about you?
Sweet Jesus! He IS coming on to me!

 

by random_penname
8-01-04
And this is Watson..we met in Hub's class.
Aye.
Yup.
We have a special connection through improv..
Arrr
ArrrArrrrARR
Then the bell rings..
Finally! I can go play in my jeep..
Leaving now...

 

by random_penname
8-01-04
The HHHL is my official posse. We have Shelby and Susan..
I like red pandas and my boyfriend.
Sugarcult is the ultimate in hottness, Ms. Currier.
Then there's Sam and Carrie, who is the fairy simply because her name rhymes with it..
All must bow to me because I am the Director!
Holy shit! A ghost! Some rugged yet attractive tour guide must be nearby!
And Aaron and Josh, who aren't really a part of the HHHL, but we have them there for sexual tension..
Am I supposed to kiss Shelby now or in twenty years?
And then I was all like Whoa!!!!!

 

by random_penname
8-01-04
Hi! Welcome to the random comic strip! I'm Amanda and this here is Jenny!
Hello everyone!
Now that we've introduced ourselves, we'd like to mention that you all should ignore the first comic Kate made.
Yes, it was a mess-up and should be ignored.
Thank you for your time and attention!
Where the hell is Manny Perry?

 

by random_penname
8-01-04
Right. So we're going onward with the players in this poorly acted farce...
Kaaaate...what's up man?
Nothing much Kathleen...I read a bit of the Manifesto last night.
Kathleen is a socialist and a bowling enthusiast.
I can dig.
...
We have fun together.
Fleetwood Mac man, it's all about them.
Totally.

 

by random_penname
8-01-04
1992: Kate sees Predator
What the HELL are you? *Hiss Hiss*
Run Arnold run! Yes! You kick that Predator's ass!!
1996: Kate sees Aliens
In case you haven't been keeping up on current events, we just got our ASSES kicked man!
*Mumble* They mostly come out at night...mostly *Mumble*
2004: Kate sees preview for Aliens vs. Predator
Two iconic killers come together in one final battle on August 2nd! Whoever wins...we lose.
HOLY SCHNICKLES ABOVE!

 

by random_penname
8-01-04
So, Carrie comes over on a whim to spend the night.
Hey!
Hey Carrie, c'mon in..
That night, much giggling and fun ensued...
I love The Nightmare Before Christmas, man..
This is Halloween...this is Halloween...
That morning Carrie met Chris at breakfast..
Hey, I don't really want anything, okay Kate?
God, what a bitch...

 

by random_penname
8-01-04
A typical night in Kate-land..
Are you dead or are you sleeping?
...is filled with indie music and depression.
Are you dead or are you sleeping?
I bring it on myself, I suppose..
God, I sure hope you are dead..

 

by random_penname
8-02-04
Ittle and Hiboux meet to do some plotting...
Hiboux! There you are! So I was thinking about phase two of our plan to overthrow the humans. I'm a little concerned, however..
Yes, good job Ittle. The humans are stupid and have no clue. I think it'll all go smooth-shh! someone's coming!
Kate approaches to coddle and belittle..
Aww...Ittle...you're so cute. Well, I have to be going now..
Stupid humans...
Another satisfied customer..
God! You're right! They are stupid!
I told you...nothing to worry about. Now about the nuclear waste..

 

by random_penname
8-02-04
It was a regular night in the Matthews' household...
Hello Sarah...
Oh shit!
Then, the expected happened..
AHHH!
And Death was left to cry..
No one understands me..

 

by random_penname
8-02-04
So there we are, working our asses off at field hockey..
WORK HARDER LADIES! YOU ARE LAZYING UP MY DRILLS!
Oh God! I need water!
When Rowland decides to spice things up...
Screw this! I'm quitting!
Wha??
And that's the end of that chapter..
Goodbye field hockey! HELLO Latin!
Oh HELL no!

 

by random_penname
8-02-04
This is Josh (left) and Ben (right), two people from my seminar class...
So then I was like "There's no way Obi Wan could've won that fight with Darth Vader."
Are you sure man? It was pretty kickass..
We've tried to categorize them into the main West social groups...
He is...
...so hott.
...It hasn't worked.
Wanna go make-out?
Sure!

 

by random_penname
8-02-04
English Seminar. 9th Grade. 3rd Period. Grammar Lesson.
So, after you take a prepositional phrase, it's quite simple to find the subject and blah blah blah...
Mr. McAdams? We don't get this. Could you, um, explain it more?
Any questions?
Yes! We do! I don't get this! Please help!
I'm shocked I passed..
Okay then, test to end your life in this class will be on Friday. Study hard!
Oh %$@# you, McAdams..

 

by random_penname
8-03-04
Right. So this is Carmon and Sanders. They go out and they're both crazy...but in a good way.
Anybody wanna hackey-sack?
BLING BLING BLING!
In terms of others, we have Walker. He fancies himself a communist revolutionary.
Amish people have long hair, right?
Jesus Christ, you're annoying.
Then we have Lee, who is one of the craziest people I've ever met...and Haowei.
HAOWEI!
OH GOD!

 

by random_penname
8-05-04
Thursday, August 5th, 2004.
Hey Katie, want to come to the Y with me?
Okay...
Later...
Come to practice, Agent Matthews?
Okay Shell-Shell!
Much later...
I can't move.
It's your fault dumbass..

 

by random_penname
8-05-04
This is my lovely Shell'ums. We grow closer to each other through field hockey and Mormons.
That is so true.
I pet-sit her dogs sometimes.
I keep trying to get Kate to kill off my stupid cat. She won't do it.
...And she's afraid of boys.
Grr...Kate, I'm going to kill you.

 

by random_penname
8-06-04
Meet Nicholas K. Wilde. He's an odd one.
Greetings.
Introduce Kate into his equation and things get weird.
I want to eat your face.
Wait--what was that?
...Really weird.
Nothing.
Oookaay...

 

by random_penname
8-11-04
1st and 2nd day.
So...who has my lunch? Well maybe if I wait..I'll see someone.
No one is here. Okay, I have my bottle of water and..well...a bottle of water..
Today.
*Sigh* There goes Aaron and his friends...looks like Chelsey has someone too.
I could always go find Monk...Sweet Jesus, what am I coming to?!?
...In English.
So how was lunch today? Kate! Kate! Are you okay?
Why don't you have a can of SHUT THE HELL UP!?

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